25 Things A**holes Love to Say
RustyBuckler Published 11/05/2021
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We all know that one person who loves to be the a**hole. Here are some cliche phrases from r/AskReddit that you've probably heard every asshole say.
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1. 'Trust me' Used almost as a filler even for trivial things. -u/MidoriHisui
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2. "Respect has to be earned." So your default approach with people is to treat them as if they are undeserving of respect? Cool. Cool cool cool. -u/AmnesiaLab
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3. “My Truth” -u/Ordinary-Reaction519
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4. "Only god can judge me" -u/ArachWitch
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5. Do you know who I am??? -u/JedLeland
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6. asks you why something happened “Don’t give me excuses” -u/Throwaweigh40
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7. When you call someone out on their toxic behavior and they respond with...
“That’s just the way I am.” -u/meispissed
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8. I'm an Alpha. Or anything related to it. -u/Ciellan
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9. "Don't you know that the customer's always right?" -u/irish_mutt
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10. I'm brutally honest -u/MrBananaStorm
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11. “Just saying” (after saying something completely inappropriate, ignorant, or unintelligently giving their personal take on a controversial trend they know little to nothing about) -u/alcanreddit
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12. “It’s for your own good.” -u/MackeralSky
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13. "Because I can." After being asked "why?" -u/Bambooozaler
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14. With all due respect...proceeds to be massively disrespectful -u/crunchevo2
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15. Can't you take a joke? -u/hyperdream
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16. "Nobody asked you." -u/_levelfield_
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17. “I need to speak to your manager” -u/TheSchemingColorist
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18. Sorry, not sorry. -u/Pump_Up_The_Corduroy
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19. You tell them about something that you're going through and they reply with "I've been through worse." -u/Agent52real
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20. “You should smile more” -u/ridayy
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21. “I can’t say that these days or I’ll have to go to HR!” (Laughs) -u/sappho-ire
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22. “I’m just kidding” -u/beanacounter2trucker
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23. “I’m not racist/sexist/homophobic/etc., but…” -u/ChronoLegion2
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24. “Sorry I can’t help it, I’m a [insert zodiac sign]” -u/Groundbreaking_Roll9
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25. You’re so sensitive -u/ThrowAway0ZACH
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