"I’m a terrible baker but I wanted to surprise my wife with a fresh loaf of bread. Everything was looking great until I cut into it."

"Got a three hour flight... aaaand it's empty!"

"Someone locked their bike to my bike and now I can’t use it"

"Yes that’s mold growing in both the corners."

"One of my breakfast burritos was completely empty"

"The dipstick for checking the oil just broke"

"Forgot to put in the carafe today"

"Just sneezed at the worst time"