This man was detained at the Futian Port in China due to his "weird posture." Upon investigation, authorities discovered that he was attempting to smuggle 94 iPhones.

These wood pallets from Colombia are actually made with cocaine.

German customs officials found rolls of cash, hidden in pastries. In other words, some dough inside of some dough.

Spanish police seized 200 kgs of cocaine found inside hollowed-out pineapples that arrived by ship from Central America.

Customs authorities on King Fahad Causeway arrested a man for trying to smuggle liquor under his traditional garment from Bahrain into Saudi Arabia, where alcohol is illegal.

A man flying into Australia from Dubai was found with live pigeons stuffed into each leg of his pants.

Australian Customs seized 150 bottles labelled as 'gay lube oil,' which were actually an illegal performance-enhancing drug from Thailand.

These rare, 6th century Kouros statues were confiscated from antiquities smugglers, and are now on display at the National Archaeological Museum in Athens, Greece.

This is the one time we'd say no to this chocolate: A woman was arrested for attempting to smuggle crystal meth in Ferrero Rocher wrappers.

A U.S. citizen arriving from Peru at Newark Liberty International Airport had an assortment of food in his luggage. He also had 10 pounds of cocaine hidden inside the food.

Sony Dong was a man with songbirds hidden under his pants, caught trying to bring them into the United States.

When one woman arrived at JFK International Airport in New York from Guyana, she was found with six bags of milk and custard powder that were filled with cocaine.

Officials thought they heard "flipping" noises coming from the skirt of a woman flying into Melbourne from Singapore. Turns out, she was smuggling tropical fish in plastic bags under her clothes.

Customs officials in Australia found two adult and two baby geckos hidden inside a hollowed-out book. The sender was attempting to get them to the Czech Republic.

A Canadian woman was arrested for attempting to smuggle 50 bags of marijuana into the United States by hiding it inside a foosball table.

A Colombian cartel-employed fruit wholesaler tried to smuggle more than 100kg of cocaine inside of fake green bananas.

One 53-year-old woman attempted to smuggle cocaine into the UK, hidden in toiletries.

451 turtles and seven freshwater crocodiles were found inside the bag of a passenger en route from Bangkok to Bangladesh.

A package of live tarantulas was shipped by a German man to the United States in 2010.

One Guatemalan arrived at George Bush Intercontinental Airport with vanilla wafers that were filled with cocaine instead of cream.

A 91-year-old Australian man has been charged with importing cocaine inside soap, making Victor Twartz the world's oldest drug smuggler.

Officials discovered a rice cooker stuffed with three pounds of black opium, which had been coated in cinnamon and wrapped in plastic. The man was attempting to leave the states and head back to Iran.

A man arrived at Kennedy International Airport from Trinidad with three large packages of frozen meat in his suitcase. Customs officials found more than 7 pounds of cocaine inside.

Drug smugglers were caught trying to hide more than a ton of marijuana disguised as carrots while crossing the U.S.-Mexico border.

Canadian Ritchie Tabatha Leah was detained at Bogota Airport after she pretended to be pregnant -- really, it was just a fake belly, full of cocaine.

The Australian Federal Police took these drugs, liquid methamphetamine, worth over 1 billion dollars.

And finally, Australian customs seized these 16-inch emerald green tree boas after someone attempted to mail them from Sweden.