28 Husbands And Wives Nailing The Marriage Game.

Nathan Johnson Published 07/21/2021

They say the key to a good marriage is laughter.

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1.
The present I gave my wife for her 46th birthday.
2.
Roses are red, my husband’s a prick, he left me this poem
3.
My wife got me a cake, I’m having my rectum removed on Tuesday.
4.
Husband made me a Mel-o-lantern for Summerween!
5.
Asked my husband for a salad…this is what he brought back!
6.
I went outside to pick my wife a rose. I think I found the perfect one…
7.
I got mad at my wife cause she used my last tube of super glue and didn’t replace it. I walked into this today.
8.
My Wife helped me sunscreen my back at beach day today (TWICE)!!
9.
I have a long-standing battle with my buddy for the most ridiculous photo ID. My wife suggested I wear my mother’s hot pink bathrobe and “Gary Busey” my hair for my new DRIVER’S LICENSE photo, so I did.
10.
Wife: “Let’s stop at this plant nursery, I just want to look.”
11.
So my wife got me this card and forgot to give it to me this morning. I just came upstairs and found this laying on my pillow.
12.
Wife told me to pickup a unique present for her boss….
13.
My wife took a picture of our youngest son and showed it to me. I responded saying I think I’ve seen that before. She asked what I meant and said she just took that picture so I couldn't have seen it before. A little while later I send her this and said I told you I’d seen it before:
14.
My wife’s idea of saving money.
15.
I am picking my wife up at the airport after a long trip, and a good friend said to bring her some nice flours as a surprise. I am bringing her a basket FULL of her favorite flours.
16.
My wife hid this in our backyard and waited days for me to discover it
17.
My wife thought the star I drew for our daughter needed a face
18.
My wife brought home this broth concentrate knowing how I love miso broth. When she showed me, all I heard was “me so easy”
19.
Wife’s interesting choice of words for our anniversary cake!
20.
I buy my husband a nice new toy, he just wants to play with the box.
21.
My husband got a free ergonomic chair, the downside being peach color fabric. He got black covers to go on it and accidentally gave himself perma plumbers crack..
22.
My daughter asked her dad to be launched into my photo where she struck this pose. Now she is convinced she is a real superhero.
23.
A notice at my local paint store.
24.
Husband is ready for the summer… In fashion less is more.
25.
My husband is making rolls for a dinner party. I guess I didn’t tell him it wasn’t THAT kind of party.
26.
Husbands bedside cup holder
27.
Asked my husband to hang up the bananas and
28.
I found this from my husband in the bathroom lol…

1.
The present I gave my wife for her 46th birthday.
2.
Roses are red, my husband’s a prick, he left me this poem
3.
My wife got me a cake, I’m having my rectum removed on Tuesday.
4.
Husband made me a Mel-o-lantern for Summerween!
5.
Asked my husband for a salad…this is what he brought back!
6.
I went outside to pick my wife a rose. I think I found the perfect one…
7.
I got mad at my wife cause she used my last tube of super glue and didn’t replace it. I walked into this today.
8.
My Wife helped me sunscreen my back at beach day today (TWICE)!!
9.
I have a long-standing battle with my buddy for the most ridiculous photo ID. My wife suggested I wear my mother’s hot pink bathrobe and “Gary Busey” my hair for my new DRIVER’S LICENSE photo, so I did.
10.
Wife: “Let’s stop at this plant nursery, I just want to look.”
11.
So my wife got me this card and forgot to give it to me this morning. I just came upstairs and found this laying on my pillow.
12.
Wife told me to pickup a unique present for her boss….
13.
My wife took a picture of our youngest son and showed it to me. I responded saying I think I’ve seen that before. She asked what I meant and said she just took that picture so I couldn't have seen it before. A little while later I send her this and said I told you I’d seen it before:
14.
My wife’s idea of saving money.
15.
I am picking my wife up at the airport after a long trip, and a good friend said to bring her some nice flours as a surprise. I am bringing her a basket FULL of her favorite flours.
16.
My wife hid this in our backyard and waited days for me to discover it
17.
My wife thought the star I drew for our daughter needed a face
18.
My wife brought home this broth concentrate knowing how I love miso broth. When she showed me, all I heard was “me so easy”
19.
Wife’s interesting choice of words for our anniversary cake!
20.
I buy my husband a nice new toy, he just wants to play with the box.
21.
My husband got a free ergonomic chair, the downside being peach color fabric. He got black covers to go on it and accidentally gave himself perma plumbers crack..
22.
My daughter asked her dad to be launched into my photo where she struck this pose. Now she is convinced she is a real superhero.
23.
A notice at my local paint store.
24.
Husband is ready for the summer… In fashion less is more.
25.
My husband is making rolls for a dinner party. I guess I didn’t tell him it wasn’t THAT kind of party.
26.
Husbands bedside cup holder
27.
Asked my husband to hang up the bananas and
28.
I found this from my husband in the bathroom lol…