Shaving your head and getting a sunburn looks fun.

That’s about right.

Money well spent. Well worth the pain, too.

“These overheated cans not only exploded simultaneously while I was driving, but they also tore apart the box.”

“The way my cup broke”

““I’m babysitting my cousin and he’s determined to get me pulled over.”

“The amount of paper used to print a receipt for my $1.59 milk transaction”

““At least the devil is being upfront about it.”

“This order number I got outside of the Vatican City”

“A car in the same parking lot vs my car.”

Why.

“I hope it was just a frog.”

When you cut open some cabbage to find out you’ve summoned a demon.

“Was waiting for the game to update, and decided to get on the laptop while I waited…”

““I just walked into this gas station restroom.”

Great toppings.

“This teddy bear hospital wall resembles a room of a murderer of toys.”

“My cousin’s legs after a day in the sun in ripped jeans”

“Am I making things more complicated?”

“On a trip to Canada my mother bought me an umbrella. Turns out this means “Shit, its raining””

“Had a feeling I was being watched…”