“My girlfriend hung out at my house while I had to work."

“Caught my girlfriend doing her makeup this morning.”

“So my girlfriend had a go at making ‘cheesecake’ for my birthday.”

“My husband didn’t think I’d find shirts to match them!”

“This shower curtain arrived in the mail today. As it was opened, my wife about died. Effective immediately, my wife’s house decorating privileges have been revoked.”

“Husband wanted to spice things up in bed…”

“Today my husband gets to be reminded of what he married a year ago…”

“I had to test the printer so, I printed “fuck” in a super tiny font and gave it to my husband and said, ‘Here’s the tiniest fuck I could give.'”

“I made the “spaghetti” Buddy ate on Elf for my husband (April Fool’s Joke)”

“My girlfriend is taking this hosting Christmas thing a bit too far…”

“Dick is my girlfriend’s grandfather. Her grandmother stores her photos of him in this aptly named box.”

“My girlfriend packed my lunch today, I’m both thankful and worried… (The smaller note says ‘Something has been dosed with laxatives. It’s up to you to figure it out.)”

“My Boyfriend doesn’t want anything for Valentine’s Day, I think I’ve found the perfect gift.”

“Made a cake for my boyfriend who just got a promotion, he was expecting something a little different.”

“My husband falls for this for 5yrs now.”

“Cake my girlfriend made for her daughter’s 21st tonight.”

“Stepped on a string hanging from husbands pants. Unraveled all the way up a mile from home.”

“When you shittily embroider a borderline-dead meme for your husband and he doesn’t immediately want to have sex with you.”

“My boyfriend has been out of town on business so I thought it’d be the perfect opportunity to replace his pillowcase. He’ll be getting home really late (I’ll be asleep) so my guess is he won’t see it until he wakes up in the morning.”

“My girlfriend’s kneecaps look like babies are trapped in them.”

“The first time I went to my girlfriend’s house over 12 years ago, the first thing I noticed is not only did we have the same fan, but we had both drawn faces on them. We’ve now been married for 8 years and Bill and Andrew are still with us.”

“Girlfriend took my suggestion seriously. May be the best wedding ever.”

“My new favorite hobby… Making wearable buttons/badges out of my boyfriend’s best one-liners.”

“My girlfriend had paint night with her friends…”

“I laid out my husband’s clothes today.”

“This is the cake my girlfriend made me for my birthday.”

“My husband and I have been married less than a year, his aunt asked if we had any buns in the oven. I asked her if this counted.”

“My girlfriend spooked me”

“I drew a picture for my husband in the shower. I wonder how long until he notices.”

“Believe it or not this is the face of pure joy on my girlfriend’s face as she made friends with a lemur.”

“The most beautiful gift I’ve ever sent to my husband.”

“Girlfriend sends me this every time she can’t make up her mind.”