Signs are useful
things that provide us with critical information at the right place or the right time. They are a small, but important, part of our society. Or they're just completely bizarre, inexplicable and bewildering pictures that do nothing to help you or anyone around them.
Kind of like Larry, the worst intern we ever had. We used to play a game on the top of the eBaums World Galactic Headquarters where we, the sacred moderators, would get drunk and take turns throwing javelins as far as we could. When we'd run out of javelins, we'd send the interns to retrieve them from the lawn of the office across the street. Did we stop throwing javelins while the interns were out collecting them? Of course not. Were we going to stand around waiting
for our javelins? Of course not.
Larry just refused to go. No matter. He was a very unhelpful
intern, that Larry. We tried reasoning with him but none of us can come within 1000 feet of Larry ever since the ruling. And honestly, good riddance.