36 Things You Want For Your New House

Steven_Seagal Published 06/03/2015 in ftw

Provided you won the lottery and can afford them.

1. A stained-glass door
2. A door handle that automatically turns off electricity and gas when you leave
3. A sleepover room
4. A loft hammock
5. A glass-encased basement pool
6. A slide shortcut into the pool
7. A giant twirly stainless steel slide
8. A library staircase/slide
9. Stairs you can walk under
10. A waterfall in the hot tub
11. A staircase that wraps around an aquarium
12. A glitter staircase for your daughter
13. A staircase that lifts up to reveal a secret room for your son
14. A wine cellar staircase for you, with a trap door
15. Refrigerator drawers in the kitchen
16. A fire pit in the POOL
17. A hot tub that flows from inside to outside
18. A fridge-enveloping pantry
19. A wall-length shower
20. Sparkly bathroom tiles that resemble a beach
21. A built-in drying rack
22. A compartmentalized bathtub
23. A built-in TV for the bathtub
24. A waterfall in the bathtub
25. A Glass-Encased Fireplace
26. An overflow bathtub with fireplace
27. A door that turns into a ping-pong table
28. A swing-set dining table
29. A “swimpond”
30. A bar you can swim up to
31. A bone-shaped pool for your dog
32. A movable balcony
33. A two-story closet
34. An actual double bed
35. A huge, round bedroom window
36. A creek that runs through your hallway

1. A stained-glass door
2. A door handle that automatically turns off electricity and gas when you leave
3. A sleepover room
4. A loft hammock
5. A glass-encased basement pool
6. A slide shortcut into the pool
7. A giant twirly stainless steel slide
8. A library staircase/slide
9. Stairs you can walk under
10. A waterfall in the hot tub
11. A staircase that wraps around an aquarium
12. A glitter staircase for your daughter
13. A staircase that lifts up to reveal a secret room for your son
14. A wine cellar staircase for you, with a trap door
15. Refrigerator drawers in the kitchen
16. A fire pit in the POOL
17. A hot tub that flows from inside to outside
18. A fridge-enveloping pantry
19. A wall-length shower
20. Sparkly bathroom tiles that resemble a beach
21. A built-in drying rack
22. A compartmentalized bathtub
23. A built-in TV for the bathtub
24. A waterfall in the bathtub
25. A Glass-Encased Fireplace
26. An overflow bathtub with fireplace
27. A door that turns into a ping-pong table
28. A swing-set dining table
29. A “swimpond”
30. A bar you can swim up to
31. A bone-shaped pool for your dog
32. A movable balcony
33. A two-story closet
34. An actual double bed
35. A huge, round bedroom window
36. A creek that runs through your hallway