37 Crazy Inventions of the Past

Kenneth Coo Published 03/31/2015 in creepy

To this day, these products remain way ahead of their time. We may never come around.

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1.
The Dimple Maker, 1936
2.
The flying bicycle
3.
The personal submarine
4.
Robot answering machine
5.
The Japanese "war tuba" which was used to locate enemy aircraft by sound prior to the invention of radar.
6.
The motorbike powered boat.
7.
The 1961 Buick "Flamingo" with a rotating front seat.
8.
One of the first bullet proof vests, 1917.
9.
The lay-down side car.
10.
The Viophonograph
11.
The Poker Face Mask
12.
Amphibious bicycle
13.
An icemask which promised to beat hangovers, 1947
14.
A vibrating rubber finger that massaged your gums
15.
A toilet mask that bleached skin to remove "imperfections"
16.
A swim mask from the 1920s
17.
This "beauty micrometer" let users know where makeup needed to be applied, 1937
18.
The Baby Dangler
19.
Scrumptious bacon that cooked in a toaster
20.
A massager made up of 480 artificial fingers
21.
The Pack Smoker, 1955
22.
The Egg Cuber for turning regular eggs into square eggs
23.
Clamps that helped to teach your kid to walk
24.
The Group Shower
25.
A box that blasted your head with ultraviolet rays in hopes of curing diseases
26.
The Dog Squeezer (a restraint), 1940
27.
Motorized roller skates, 1961
28.
A depressing hair growth hat that supposedly cured baldness
29.
A massive automatic hair dryer
30.
Tiny umbrella for smoking on a rain day
31.
Tanning vending machines, which provided people with a 30 second spray for ten cents, 1930
32.
Pipe for two, 1949
33.
Pain free paddle, 1950
34.
This shower hood was used to protect hair from getting wet, 1970
35.
A pram to protect babies from a toxic gas attack
36.
Inflatable life vests made from old tires
37.
The turkey blaster

1.
The Dimple Maker, 1936
2.
The flying bicycle
3.
The personal submarine
4.
Robot answering machine
5.
The Japanese "war tuba" which was used to locate enemy aircraft by sound prior to the invention of radar.
6.
The motorbike powered boat.
7.
The 1961 Buick "Flamingo" with a rotating front seat.
8.
One of the first bullet proof vests, 1917.
9.
The lay-down side car.
10.
The Viophonograph
11.
The Poker Face Mask
12.
Amphibious bicycle
13.
An icemask which promised to beat hangovers, 1947
14.
A vibrating rubber finger that massaged your gums
15.
A toilet mask that bleached skin to remove "imperfections"
16.
A swim mask from the 1920s
17.
This "beauty micrometer" let users know where makeup needed to be applied, 1937
18.
The Baby Dangler
19.
Scrumptious bacon that cooked in a toaster
20.
A massager made up of 480 artificial fingers
21.
The Pack Smoker, 1955
22.
The Egg Cuber for turning regular eggs into square eggs
23.
Clamps that helped to teach your kid to walk
24.
The Group Shower
25.
A box that blasted your head with ultraviolet rays in hopes of curing diseases
26.
The Dog Squeezer (a restraint), 1940
27.
Motorized roller skates, 1961
28.
A depressing hair growth hat that supposedly cured baldness
29.
A massive automatic hair dryer
30.
Tiny umbrella for smoking on a rain day
31.
Tanning vending machines, which provided people with a 30 second spray for ten cents, 1930
32.
Pipe for two, 1949
33.
Pain free paddle, 1950
34.
This shower hood was used to protect hair from getting wet, 1970
35.
A pram to protect babies from a toxic gas attack
36.
Inflatable life vests made from old tires
37.
The turkey blaster