Speaker phone is not meant for using in public.

Those new LED headlights should be banned. They might make the owner safer but not other drivers as they drive into f**king ditches because they were blinded by Klieg lights masquerading as car lights.

You should always use your signals when turning or changing lanes. If you don't, you're just lazy and the worst. Communicate what you plan to do with your screaming metal death trap before you are in the process of doing it!

Tall burgers completely nullify all the benefits of burgers, and are an abomination unto cuisine. A good burger is the perfect portable food. It should be edible using only your hands and mouth,without cutlery, and without making too much mess. You should also be able to sample every layer of ingredient in one bite, without dislocating your jaw

Returning a shopping cart is not that hard. It's the least you can do when utilizing a service.

Kids can be annoying. You’re allowed to think someone’s kid is annoying. You don’t have to tell the kid or their parents. But you can distance yourself if you want. You don’t have to tolerate any kid if you don’t want to is what I’m getting at.

JAWS must not EVER be re-made, or retconned, or re-imagined, or re-anything. Ever.

It’s “couldn’t care less” and not “could care less”.. this shouldn’t even be a question but you’d be surprised how many people are willing to die on the could care less hill.

Carpet flooring in bathrooms trigger me :/ just don’t put a carpet in a bathroom. A bath mat is fine so you don’t slip when you get out the shower but not the whole carpet floor

Macaroons are not macarons. One has coconut, and one is a sandwich cookie.

Tax should be included in the price with no exceptions.

I shouldn’t have to pay more for safety features in a car

Learn how to spell a name before you saddle a kid with it, for f**k's sake.

mayonnaise and Miracle Whip are not interchangeable, they are drastically different.

Toilet paper flap falls to the front.

Fantasy football is just DND for people who like sports. Dressing up to go the Stadium is sports cosplay.

Touch screens in cars make them worse in many ways.

Freshly grated sharp cheddar cheese is better than store bought grated cheese and the difference is noticeable in the meal, especially in tacos

If you don't like being around others you're not "anti-social", you're asocial. Anti-social is the Joker. Incredibly petty and meaningless but this always bothers me for some reason

It's not a hot water heater. It's a water heater. In real life I would never correct someone who says hot water heater when they're talking about their water heater, but it sure has been fun to do it here! Thanks for the awards and the most upvotes I've ever received and especially thanks for keeping this very important debate fun and civil!

Frozen isn’t a Christmas or even a winter movie. It is literally set in the summer, a big part of the plot is that everyone was unprepared for the summer freeze. I will die on this hill.

It’s espresso. Not expresso

Not all water is the same.

Greeters in shop entrances are annoying and unnecessary. Just to clarify I’m from the UK so the American customer styles don’t work here very well since we are grumpy gooses. Our big stores (like supermarkets) don’t tend to have greeter anymore they will have security guards and customer service desks near by so you can ask questions. It’s the small shop that have them and they stand by the door watching you and jump on you the second you even look in the window.

It's more convenient to type something into Google than to say the words aloud to Alexa

Everyday and every day are different. And not interchangeable. “An everyday walk in the park” vs “I walk in the park every day.”

The parents from Parent Trap are WAAAY worse than the parents from Home Alone.

There is no need for people to say 7 am in the morning. The use of am let's us know its morning

Snakes are venomous, not poisonous

Actual physical push buttons are way better than sensor buttons. (Like the xbox 360 sensor buttons) I have recently been informed that they are called tactile buttons (physical) And haptic buttons (sensor) So thanks for the bit of knowledge and the awards!

Mobile gaming is better when it's simple games like Angry Birds or Fruit Ninja.

Squeeze the air out of a ziploc bag before you put the bag in the fridge or freezer. I don't understand why my wife doesn't and one of these days I'll have a decision to make.

Turn signals should NEVER be red.

There's a difference between doing well and doing good.

Anything with glitter can f**k right off

You can’t just go around calling every bean paste hummus. Hummus contains (among other things) significant amounts of tahini, chickpeas, and olive oil. If it doesn’t contain these things, it is not hummus. I repeat, not hummus. No, Ashley and Brayden from the juice bar, you don’t get to tell me that the white-bean-and-kale mush on that $13 veggie wrap is goddamn hummus.

Sesame Oil is better than Truffle Oil, and it's not even close.