Let's All Take A Minute To Appreciate This Drunk Amazon Purchase.

My Friend's Latest Drunken Ebay Purchase.

Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section.

We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well.

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping.

My Mom Got Drunk Last Night And Bought My Family A Third Dog. Everybody Meet Hudson.

Sometimes Late Night Drunken Amazon Purchases Are A Good Idea.

When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dog Socks Off Ebay.

My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase.

Giant Googley Eyes, The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet.

Got Drunk On Amazon And Bought The Cat A House.

Went Online-Shopping While Drunk... Now I Own A Jurassic-Pug.

Sober Me Got A Present From Drunk Me.

Ordered An Eggplant Vibrator. I'm A Straight Male...

So I Was Drunk One Night And Added This To My Amazon Wish List, My Mom Blindly Ordered Stuff For Christmas.

Drunk Me Apparently Decided To Go Online Shopping Again.

While Drunk, I Somehow Found And Bought 8lbs Of Cereal Marshmallows.

Best. Drunk. Purchase. Ever. Dadbod Beach Towel.

"Hey Bud, I Got Really Drunk And Bought A Pig Last Night. Her Name Is Carol. Come Over And Meet Her."

Apparently I Drunk Ordered 11.5lbs Of Cheese On Sunday.

My Buddy Got Drunk And Ordered Some Shirts With His Face On It. He Gave Them Out To 15 Friends And The Dave Face Shirt Movement Started.

I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day.

Best Drunken Impulse Purchase.

Best Drunk Purchase Of My Life.

Well All That Dumb Shit I Ordered On Amazon When I Was Zooted Came In The Mail Today. So This Is My New Look.

I Got Drunk And Ordered A Single Bag Of Tea From Japan Off Ebay. I Wrote A Review, It Was Actually Pretty Nice.

Thank You, Past Tipsy Sharon.

So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me.

Drunk Ebay Purchase...Welcome To My House.

Friend Got Drunk Last Night And Bought A Scorpion. Woke Up To This Snapchat.

So, One Night A Couple Weekends Ago, My Drunk Friend Made An Online Purchase Apparently. Yesterday, That Purchase Arrived.

I Drunk Purchased A Danny Devito Life-Size Cutout.

This Was My Best Drunk Ebay Purchase.

I Bought This When I Was Drunk A Week Ago Apparently, Arrived This Morning.

No More Ordering Pizza Drunk.

Bought This While Drunk. No Regrets.

I Present To You My Proudest Drunken Ebay Purchase.

Drunk Me Bought Sober Me This.

Guys! My Drunk Purchase Came. It's Ocarina ( An Ancient Wind Musical Instrument).

Best Drunk Purchase In A While.

Drunk Me Buys Myself Awesome Presents.

I Bought Entrance Into A Marathon. Better Start Training, I Guess.

This Is What Happens When You Amazon Drunk.

The Purchase I Made From Ebay Whilst Very Drunk Has Arrived.

First Night Of Drunk Ebay... More To Come.