Bad Ass Kittens

1 - 10
11 - 20
21 - 30
31 - 31

Bad Ass Kittens

Happy Caturday, guys!

By MrsNekoJeans

Published 14 years ago

Happy Caturday, guys!

1
Yeah, what about dogs? Heard they can help people get out of wells and shit

2
Cats can candidate for US presidency, but only in the case of a USA-born pedigree

3
Jake must be a fucking fossil, polidactyls went extinct along with other dinosaurs

4
The world record for the cat with most toes belongs to Jake who has 28 toes, with 7 on each paw

5
Cats have 230 bones in their bodies, this is 24 more than humans

6
The cat was seen as a sacred animal in ancient Eqypt, and the history of domestic cats dates back to as early as 8000 years (that's before the dinosaur era!)

7
Some cats can weight over 20 pound

8
Wild cats hold theirs horizontally or between their legs

9
Domestic cats are the only cats that can hold their tails vertically while they walk

10
Polidactyls went extinct during the Mesozoic era, unfortunately

11
Cats have five toes on their front paws and four on their back paws. If a cat is polydactyl, it has extra toes

12
Which only proves that my cat is stupid and naive after all these years

13
One way a cat shows it trusts you is by rolling over on it's back

14
Purring doesn't necessarily mean a cat is happy, my cat purrs when I put things into his asshole

15
Gollum could purr, just saying.

16
Cats are the only animals that purr. They can purr at around 26 cycles per second, which is the same frequency as an idling diesel engine

17
Get ready for some cat facts!

18
Wait, that was Lassie

19
What about fucking dolphins? Heard they can help people get out of wells and shit

20
Some people say that a cat's IQ is only surpassed by that of monkeys and chimps in the world of animals

21
Cats make awesome hats

22
But nobody uses that term, since it's fucking unpronounceable

23
A cat lover is called an ailurophile

24
This only works if you don't use a deodorant

25
To calm a frightened cat, let it bury it's head in your armpit

26
Cats have over 100 different vocal sounds while dogs only have 10

27
Told you!

28
A sexy girl is stroking her pussy on the photo that I showcased in my profile

29
If you put butter on a cat's back and drop the cat, it will land on it's face

30
A dropped sandwich always lands on the butter-side

31
All cats land on their feet

Categories:

Tags:

Scroll Down For More

Bad Ass Kittens

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

11

12

13

14

15

16

17

18

19

20

21

22

23

24

25

26

27

28

29

30

31

Most Popular

28 Horror Stories That Prove Not All Doctors Can Be Trusted

19 of the Worst Fails and Facepalms We've Seen

Sunday Morning Randomness: 34 Funny Randoms to Tickle Your Funny Bone