Darwin Award Winner Highlights

packmule2 Published 10/01/2014

Big congratulations go out to these people who left the gene pool with such oblivious panache that they deserve a prize.

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1. A Swiss woman went on "Sunlight Delight" diet wherein she attempted to get all her nutrients from the sun; died of starvation.
2. A man in Florida killed himself because Obama was reelected.
3. A woman in New Zealand died from drinking 10 liters of Coke everyday.
4. A snake-handling pastor died after being bitten by a snake he was handling.
5. A man died trying to take a selfie while holding a gun to his head and apparently pressed with the finger on his right hand instead of his left.
6. A naked Portland man doing pushups in the middle of the street at 4 AM was run over and killed.
7. An Argentinian woman died trying to give herself a breast enlargement by injecting Vaseline into her breasts. The Vaseline Company could not be reached for comment.
8. Two people in China died and 4 more were injured trying to pull a $320 phone out of a toilet.
9. A woman died of a drug overdose while celebrating her new job as a drug counselor.
10. A man got cut by a razor attached to his own fighting chicken, ran from police while bleeding, refused medical attention, and bled to death.
11. A drunk man in the Philippines accidentally shot his penis and died.
12. A Boy died at a border crossing after drinking meth in an attempt to convince officials that it's apple juice.
13. Aspiring rapper Ervin McKinness tweeted "YOLO" about drunk driving minutes before crashing his car and dying.
14. A woman had gastric bypass surgery to shrink her stomach to the size of a walnut. She ate bowling ball-sized meals anyway and died suffocating on food piling up in her oesophagus.
15. A man in Clovis shot himself in the head while trying to convince his girlfriend he knew how to beat Russian Roulette.
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17. A man went swimming in a river even though he knew it had one of the highest populations of crocodiles in the world. He was then eaten by a crocodile.

1. A Swiss woman went on "Sunlight Delight" diet wherein she attempted to get all her nutrients from the sun; died of starvation.
2. A man in Florida killed himself because Obama was reelected.
3. A woman in New Zealand died from drinking 10 liters of Coke everyday.
4. A snake-handling pastor died after being bitten by a snake he was handling.
5. A man died trying to take a selfie while holding a gun to his head and apparently pressed with the finger on his right hand instead of his left.
6. A naked Portland man doing pushups in the middle of the street at 4 AM was run over and killed.
7. An Argentinian woman died trying to give herself a breast enlargement by injecting Vaseline into her breasts. The Vaseline Company could not be reached for comment.
8. Two people in China died and 4 more were injured trying to pull a $320 phone out of a toilet.
9. A woman died of a drug overdose while celebrating her new job as a drug counselor.
10. A man got cut by a razor attached to his own fighting chicken, ran from police while bleeding, refused medical attention, and bled to death.
11. A drunk man in the Philippines accidentally shot his penis and died.
12. A Boy died at a border crossing after drinking meth in an attempt to convince officials that it's apple juice.
13. Aspiring rapper Ervin McKinness tweeted "YOLO" about drunk driving minutes before crashing his car and dying.
14. A woman had gastric bypass surgery to shrink her stomach to the size of a walnut. She ate bowling ball-sized meals anyway and died suffocating on food piling up in her oesophagus.
15. A man in Clovis shot himself in the head while trying to convince his girlfriend he knew how to beat Russian Roulette.
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17. A man went swimming in a river even though he knew it had one of the highest populations of crocodiles in the world. He was then eaten by a crocodile.