Clayton Lockett,found guilty of rape and murder.Clayton Lockett told police that he decided to kill Stephanie Neiman because she would not agree to keep quiet, even after watching one of Locketts accomplices spend 20 minutes digging the shallow grave that she would eventually be buried alive in

A bullet is a projectile propelled by a firearm, sling, or air gun. According to the studies Ive recently conducted on stray cats that roam my neighborhood, a bullet also has a 95 success rate in humanely and immediately ending the life of its target when its enters through the skull. And if that scientific fact hasnt sold you on this recently-developed, groundbreaking technology, maybe the fact that the average bullet costs .00000036 times as much to make as the chemicals necessary to administer a lethal injection!

The reasons Lockett was being executed to begin with: for kidnapping, sexually assaulting, shooting, and then burying a 19-year-old woman alive among many other horrific things.

dunking chair for witches

Invisible guns

Walking the plank into shark infested waters

pressing

clubbing

Argentina?

Drawn and Quartered-A horse with rider attached to each limb and pull you apart.

stoning

The Judas Cradle, they suspend your body in mid-air before lowering you down anus-first onto a metal pyramid, until you are either impaled or die from the infection of having your butt ripped apart.

Scaphism or the boats is every bit as nasty as it sounds: The perpetrator is stripped naked and placed inside two rowing boats or a hollowed out tree trunk with only their arms and legs protruding. After being force fed a mixture of milk and honey until they BMd, the perpetrators extremities would be covered in milk and honey before they were placed in a stagnant pond and essentially left to rot. Over the daysweeks that followed, the insects would feast on and eventually breed within the perpetrators flesh while they were still alive

Keelhauling typically involved a boat, a rope, and a barnacle-induced decapitation. Perhaps I should clarify: You see, if you were a sailor in 15008242s Holland who had committed an atrocity punishable by death, you were not granted the honor of walking off a plank into shark infested waters like the miscreants of days past. Rather, you were tied to a line that looped beneath the vessel, thrown overboard on one side of the ship, and dragged under the ships keel, either from one side of the ship to the other, or the length of the ship. If you werent lucky enough to be torn apart or beheaded by the barnacles that lined the bottom of said ship, you would survive just long enough to watch a passing barracuda nibble on your nether-regions before you drowned