While any clean-ish toilet may do when you're three beers deep and looking to break the seal, not all urinals are created equal — just ask the fine folks who stumbled across one of these absolute masterpieces during a night out, finding themselves tasked with scaling a wall, scoring a goal or soaking a pile of fruit during their trip to the restroom.
From what happens when old-school Norse mythology meets modern plumbing to a brand new take on soccer, here are 37 funky toilets we'd absolutely love to take a nice drunk leak into.
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“This urinal has an SD card slot.”
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“The bar I went to uses a 2 way mirror as the urinal wall.”
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“A soccer urinal game in restaurant in Germany.”
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“This plant replica urinal.”
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“There's carefully placed fruit in this restaurant urinal.”
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“The urinal at my local bar.”
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“A urinal in a bar in Barcelona.”
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“The artwork on this bathroom wall and urinal.”
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“If four men pee at the same time in these urinals, a path to a secret boss will open.”
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“This urinal at my local climbing gym can only be used by climbing up the bathroom wall.”
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“This bar urinal has limes.”
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“Urinal at a local restaurant.”
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“A pub urinal in Ireland.”
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“These are the handles on the urinal at my local craft-brewed beer bar.”
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“This urinal has women who are impressed with your size.”
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“This bar has a special urinal called ‘the king.’”
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A Urinal at Universal City Walk in Osaka, Japan.
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“This outdoor urinal my moms boyfriend set up outside of his shed.”
