20 Hilarious Business Names That Will Make Your Head Spin

blmtsi024 Published 12/25/2019

Businesses want to make you laugh and draw you in. Some of these business names are better than others and will force you to stop in just for the photo.

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A twist on your typical one-hour motel.
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A superhero who isn’t afraid to show his true colors.
3.
Just telling it like it is.
4.
Sometimes, business owners seem to ignore how the visuals play with the name.
5.
Apparently this is a necessary service.
6.
Surprisingly delicious.
7.
Anything to get your attention.
8.
This is one business name that is a big turnoff. Not exactly what you want surrounding your electronics.
9.
Every middle schooler snickers when they see this one.
10.
There's plenty of women who need this service.
11.
They want everyone to know there is only one boss.
12.
When your family name is hilarity inducing, it definitely attracts attention.
13.
You definitely don’t want to touch these guys with a 10-foot pole.
14.
The opposite of Febreze.
15.
Even biblical allusions can give the wrong impression.
16.
A confidence-boosting, pleasure-inducing business name.
17.
Hopefully a creatively named cleaner is next door.
18.
A horrible one-stop shop.
19.
You always wondered why you attracted a certain type of patron from across the street.
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Wouldn’t you rather avoid this?

1.
A twist on your typical one-hour motel.
2.
A superhero who isn’t afraid to show his true colors.
3.
Just telling it like it is.
4.
Sometimes, business owners seem to ignore how the visuals play with the name.
5.
Apparently this is a necessary service.
6.
Surprisingly delicious.
7.
Anything to get your attention.
8.
This is one business name that is a big turnoff. Not exactly what you want surrounding your electronics.
9.
Every middle schooler snickers when they see this one.
10.
There's plenty of women who need this service.
11.
They want everyone to know there is only one boss.
12.
When your family name is hilarity inducing, it definitely attracts attention.
13.
You definitely don’t want to touch these guys with a 10-foot pole.
14.
The opposite of Febreze.
15.
Even biblical allusions can give the wrong impression.
16.
A confidence-boosting, pleasure-inducing business name.
17.
Hopefully a creatively named cleaner is next door.
18.
A horrible one-stop shop.
19.
You always wondered why you attracted a certain type of patron from across the street.
20.
Wouldn’t you rather avoid this?