After a long, hard week of punching in, sending emails and doing our best not to spend every moment of our spare time speculating on the whereabouts of Kate Middleton, the week has finally come to a close.
Yet as we were busy rueing Boeing and shedding a tear over TikTok’s likely-looming US ban, a whole lot of nonsense went on, stories that largely flew under the radar because well, they’re just too d—n weird.
From bees doing the Lord’s work to Twitter beef heading IRL here are 20 of this week’s funniest headlines.
1
The wine and brownies are gone: 50 women trapped on ski bus for 16 hours — and counting — after major Colorado snowstorm
2
Ugandan man behind viral fake East African currency shocked by its success
3
Motorcyclist With "Will Run" License Plate Flees Deputies At 145 MPH
4
Man finds out migraines caused by brain tapeworms; undercooked bacon may be culprit
5
The voting bloc that could decide the US election: Swifties
6
Rescue team races to save 'dog' stuck in ditch, turns out to be a statue
7
10,000 bees on police helicopter keep it from taking off
8
Aaron Rodgers at "top of list" to be running mate with Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
9
Pet DNA company identifies human as canine
10
Brooklyn pastor ‘Bling Bishop’ found guilty of spending $90,000 of his parishioner’s savings on luxury goods
11
Dua Lipa fan calls cops as Nicki Minaj fan flies to his house to settle beef
12
Harrison Ford says 'Indiana Jones' theme music was played during his colonoscopy: 'Follows me everywhere'
13
Indonesian flight veered off course after both pilots allegedly fell asleep in the cockpit
14
Dead Ohio man's roommates drove body to withdraw money from his bank account, police say
15
Amazon Tells Warehouse Workers to Close Their Eyes and Think Happy Thoughts
16
Man in Thailand goes on rampage in temple, dies after being impaled by Buddha statue
17
‘Picard’ Season 2 Was Rewritten After Paramount Deemed It “Too Star Trek,” Says EP
18
Utah governor signs bill encouraging teachers to carry guns in classrooms
19
NYC budget director blames cafeteria menu cuts on too many kids eating
20
DeSoto man is given a citation warning after riding his wheelchair in a street without sidewalks
