How to be the Most Obnoxious Person at a Football Game
kilgore9012
Published
10/26/2014
One person can ruin so many fan's day very quickly. If you want to be that awful person that everyone dislikes, here are 11 easy steps.
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Drink a LOT. -
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When you think you've drank enough, drink a lot more. -
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Never sit down. Ever. Don't just stand during the exciting parts. Make sure your pants never touch your seat. -
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Name yourself the coach advisor and constantly yell helpful tips for the team like, "get a touchdown!" Do this on offense, defense, special teams, or during the halftime show. -
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Taunt anyone that happens to be a fan of the other team, especially if there's no sort of rivalry whatsoever. -
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If anyone says anything at all about your behavior, punch them in the face. -
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Make a large sign and hold it up the whole time so nobody behind you could have any chance of seeing the game. -
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Make wild hand gestures while holding your drink so you spill it all over the people around you. That way everyone can go home smelling like a pub's dumpster. -
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Be sure to curse like an insane person after every single play. We're talking The Departed director's cut over here. -
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Bonus points if there are kids around you while you're yelling and cursing. -
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Stay on your dumb, stupid phone the whole time. Then, when you hear cheering, jump up and ask what happened. Your friends will love that.
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