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By now you probably know or at least have heard, that a man named Jeffrey Toobin pulled out his dick during a company Zoom call. The news broke yesterday, but apparently the exposure happened a few days ago during The New Yorker's mock presidential election. According to reports the call was multiple hours long and consisted of a number of breaks. Well during one of those breaks, people came back to their computers only to find Mr. Toobin, having the time of his life. His excuse was he forgot to mute the Zoom call, not that he wasn't enjoying some mid-day man time.

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And well, there is only one place for Mr Toobin to go, besides horny jail and that's front page on ever memers feed.

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Wikipedia was quick to make an amendment to his profile.

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Hours after the news broke, this screenshot from a PornHub commercial started making the rounds. People claimed the naked man was Toobin, however this is not true. Reports confirmed that there is a picture and video of the incident, though nothing has been made public at this time, and we doubt ever will be. It's one thing to accidentally jerk off in front of your coworkers, it's another thing entirely to sue the company you work for after for releasing a video of you watching Bang Bus.

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As the memes began to flow, the hashtag #metoobin started trending.

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And maybe the best meme to come from the day, was finding out using "Jeffrey Toobin took out his dick on a Zoom call" works perfectly in almost every New Yorker cartoon. As if it were a lost key.

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