We Have Mark Haynes’ Tweets, and Yeah...They’re Really Bad

zachnading Published 05/23/2022 in wtf

There's cancel culture, then there's self-sabotage.

Mark Haynes is a beat writer covering the NBA's Golden State Warriors. He's also verified on Twitter. Although he may not have his job very much longer after tweets of his from yester-year have resurfaced.

And the tweets are BAD. So the fact that we've collected 20 of them really says something about who this dude is as a person. After screenshots went viral, Mark had originally deleted his entire account. However he's back on the grid and made a low-effort apology, conveniently disabling comments on the newest tweet.

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Can't imagine what his circle of friends looks like now.
2.
I don't even understand what he was going for with this one.
3.
Referring to yourself as 'Da Champ' after giving the worst take possible is really some flat-out narcissistic sh*t to see.
4.
I'm guessing they feel the exact same way about you, Mark.
5.
Who is this even for? Twitter? The internet in general? Leave it in the drafts bro.
6.
There's so much going on in this tweet.
7.
I'm at a loss for words.
8.
This tweet alone should end this man's entire career.
9.
Again, I'm very confused. Did he just make up a new racist stereotype? WTF.
10.
When historians look back on the annals of the internet, this tweet is the one that totally encapsulates 2010 Twitter. Holy god.
11.
Was is really worth the 33 likes you got?
12.
Clearly he was TRYING to be funny but like all of his jokes, this one didn't land.
13.
Who even thinks about this kind of sh*t?
14.
Calling out one of the greatest rap artists to ever do it, and making fun of his sexuality (while also admitting that he's rich.) Make it make sense.
15.
Wow. Congratulations, Mark. Pwnd. I guess that makes me gay.
16.
60% of the time it works...every time.
17.
And the award for most the unfunny tweet in the history of Twitter goes to...
18.
This tweet got 1 like. Enough said.
19.
Is he just talking to himself? Again who is this tweet for? And why was it necessary?
20.
My only retort to this garbage is, I hope he has a daughter and she marries a white dude.

1.
Can't imagine what his circle of friends looks like now.
2.
I don't even understand what he was going for with this one.
3.
Referring to yourself as 'Da Champ' after giving the worst take possible is really some flat-out narcissistic sh*t to see.
4.
I'm guessing they feel the exact same way about you, Mark.
5.
Who is this even for? Twitter? The internet in general? Leave it in the drafts bro.
6.
There's so much going on in this tweet.
7.
I'm at a loss for words.
8.
This tweet alone should end this man's entire career.
9.
Again, I'm very confused. Did he just make up a new racist stereotype? WTF.
10.
When historians look back on the annals of the internet, this tweet is the one that totally encapsulates 2010 Twitter. Holy god.
11.
Was is really worth the 33 likes you got?
12.
Clearly he was TRYING to be funny but like all of his jokes, this one didn't land.
13.
Who even thinks about this kind of sh*t?
14.
Calling out one of the greatest rap artists to ever do it, and making fun of his sexuality (while also admitting that he's rich.) Make it make sense.
15.
Wow. Congratulations, Mark. Pwnd. I guess that makes me gay.
16.
60% of the time it works...every time.
17.
And the award for most the unfunny tweet in the history of Twitter goes to...
18.
This tweet got 1 like. Enough said.
19.
Is he just talking to himself? Again who is this tweet for? And why was it necessary?
20.
My only retort to this garbage is, I hope he has a daughter and she marries a white dude.