Two dead bodies were recently discovered in a waterway in Delaware called Murderkill River
, which is the kind of on the nose coincidence that you only find on an ABC teen drama show.
If you haven't already seen the video of the local news anchor describing the dreadful discovery, it's worth a watch.
On Twitter, people have been reacting to the news with a mixture of confusion, humor, and excitement that hasn't been seen since all those people tried to Naruto run on Area 51
Here's the best jokes and reactions people have had to the Murderkill River deaths, and if Delaware
ever considers renaming the area to something less ominous we need to organize a Naruto run on their Governor to stop it.
Find more bemusing amusements by clicking right here
with your fat little finger.