The Doctor: you doing good push

Me texting my other hoes: pic.twitter.com/k44YCKv5bx

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) December 9, 2021

No One:

My ex creeping on my social media with an account named “jjjjjgggjjhyy”: pic.twitter.com/LbqDKdy9vU

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) December 8, 2021

She’ll want you more when she realizes that you don’t want her

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) December 3, 2021

Her: I’ve never done this before

Also her: pic.twitter.com/lGTzkrVxfb

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) December 8, 2021

When she come home drunk off them mimosas pic.twitter.com/Kkib84Yvh6

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) December 4, 2021

When she crazy but still love you pic.twitter.com/oZy6OHcLiS

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) November 16, 2021

When you out cheating vs When you find out she cheating pic.twitter.com/y2NtNpXNUR

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) November 18, 2021

“Seriously? I saw you staring at that girls ass” pic.twitter.com/ErXedyKpRb

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) December 7, 2021

Me watching her explain how she knows my homies pic.twitter.com/KxbTuMAKZp

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) December 9, 2021

If a shorty cheat on me pic.twitter.com/tDQC7rW7Ru

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) December 8, 2021

“Seeing all these Spotify Wrapped posts got me thinking about how I never wrapped up when I was with you. I was your top 0.1% fan but i guess i played you too much…you don’t have to respond…tell your mama I miss her” pic.twitter.com/taKxriOio8

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) December 2, 2021

If she is hard to maintain, her best friend I shall go entertain

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) December 2, 2021

When your girl starts laughing at your home boys joke a little too much pic.twitter.com/Q8j9UMi6IW

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) November 2, 2021

Her: I usually don’t do this

Her Dog: pic.twitter.com/oiZcPOWfLg

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) November 29, 2021

Me: I’m done with her bro, she crazy af

**6 hours later**

Her: Come over

Me: pic.twitter.com/2VIoRu0KLM

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) December 1, 2021

When she post a song on her story and you have to listen to see what that sh*t says pic.twitter.com/KHOLL6BtH7

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) October 23, 2021

“I have a boyfriend”

Okay what am I supposed to do with that information?

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) November 26, 2021

If you cheat on her and feel bad then she the one pic.twitter.com/7gKiMdJXVO

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) November 22, 2021

I gave her a plunger for her birthday since she love bringing up old sh*t pic.twitter.com/cf1w3LHvoG

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) November 13, 2021

Best time to DM a shorty is when she starts posting motivational quotes on her story. That means her and her mans just broke up and she seeking revenge

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) November 18, 2021

When she don’t post you when you take her out for food, focus on yourself king… you not the only dude pic.twitter.com/CKUKV6aJf9

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) November 22, 2021

She broke my PS5 so I turned all her wigs into mops pic.twitter.com/f2k7EZo20j

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) October 2, 2021

My ex: you think we can still be friends?

Me: pic.twitter.com/V3o37xipNw

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) October 23, 2021

The only mf I can count on pic.twitter.com/i1wYjKVgWT

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) October 16, 2021

When she comes over and says she’s hungry pic.twitter.com/K6Pr8SISJg

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) November 15, 2021

When you take her on an expensive date and buy her things to impress her just so she can call you her “brother” pic.twitter.com/bmNdkWNeEO

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) October 22, 2021

When she says “take me somewhere special” pic.twitter.com/9BJkX8LN3Z

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) September 21, 2021

Her: can I bring a friend, he’s really cool

Me: pic.twitter.com/u3KgT1b70h

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) November 10, 2021

If you don’t remember her name in the morning, take her to Starbucks pic.twitter.com/VQz8QxI18x

— Hoodville (@Hoodville_) September 27, 2021