Rocko's Modern Life Was Way Dirtier Than You Remember
imthegenius Published 01/25/2013
I used to watch Rocko's Modern Life on Nickelodeon when I was a kid, and while I totally remember it being weird I don't think I ever realized quite how dirty it was. There's also a new Rocko's Modern Life movie coming to Netflix in August 2019, the trailer is at the bottom.
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1. The show about a Wallaby immigrating from Australia to the US follows his exploits as he navigates his adopted home. Naturally Masturbation is a common theme.
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2. Their favorite restaurant is Chokey Chicken
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3. Rocko's favorite hobby is "Jacking", which we're supposed to believe is jackhammering... cuz that makes sense
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4. He "Jacks" a lot...
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5. a LOT... also, he lives in O-Town
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6. Their favorite game is Spank The Monkey
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7. In one episode, "Spunky" the dingo falls in love with a mop... cue tunnel/pistons montage and squeaking noises...
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8. Heffer, Rocko's (male) best friend goes to a milk farm and accidentally gets hooked up to a milking machine... basically he uses a fleshlight on Nickelodeon.
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9. Rocko carries an A$$ cash card
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10. Poor bear :-(
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11. When Rocko gets sick, obviously he has to get a prostate exam
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12. From Dr. Bendova naturally...
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13. While camping, Rocko picks what he believes are berries...
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14. Like all good Americans, Heffer hosts a nudist BBQ with musical entertainment from The Dangles
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15. The No-Tell-Motel offers hourly rates and WaWa beds... when Rocko says he wants the room all night, the attendant tells him he's impressed
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16. After losing his job, Rocko takes a gig as a phone sex operator. In this scene he is repeatedly saying "Oh Baby, Oh Baby"
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17. Porn is another recurring theme...
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18. When Rocko gets a new entertainment system, The first thing they watch is Night of the Shaved Kittens
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19. This Gif isn't that dirty but it IS awesome
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20. Rocko is introduced to Really Really Big Man, who instructs Rocko to "Gaze into my Nipples of the Future"
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21. He means this literally...
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22. Felching
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23. The episode Closet Clown is about a gay clown
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24. In one episode, Rocko's neighbor tries to drug him to take advantage of him. Spanish Fly is actual brown flies wearing sombreros.
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25. In Commuted Sentence, Rocko's poor car is impounded and jail raped by a menacing looking Semi-Truck. The impound lot attendant then tells Rocko that his car's nickname is Fancy Fenders
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26. Later when Rocko's car finally dies, the letters HIV are clearly spelled out in the background...
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The show about a Wallaby immigrating from Australia to the US follows his exploits as he navigates his adopted home. Naturally Masturbation is a common theme.
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