Rocko's Modern Life Was Way Dirtier Than You Remember
imthegenius
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01/25/2013
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I used to watch Rocko's Modern Life on Nickelodeon when I was a kid, and while I totally remember it being weird I don't think I ever realized quite how dirty it was.
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The show about a Wallaby immigrating from Australia to the US follows his exploits as he navigates his adopted home. Naturally Masturbation is a common theme. -
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Their favorite restaurant is Chokey Chicken -
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Rocko's favorite hobby is "Jacking", which we're supposed to believe is jackhammering... cuz that makes sense -
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He "Jacks" a lot... -
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a LOT... also, he lives in O-Town -
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Their favorite game is Spank The Monkey -
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In one episode, "Spunky" the dingo falls in love with a mop... cue tunnel/pistons montage and squeaking noises... -
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Heffer, Rocko's (male) best friend goes to a milk farm and accidentally gets hooked up to a milking machine... basically he uses a fleshlight on Nickelodeon. -
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Rocko carries an A$$ cash card -
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Poor bear :-( -
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When Rocko gets sick, obviously he has to get a prostate exam -
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From Dr. Bendova naturally... -
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While camping, Rocko picks what he believes are berries... -
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Like all good Americans, Heffer hosts a nudist BBQ with musical entertainment from The Dangles -
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The No-Tell-Motel offers hourly rates and WaWa beds... when Rocko says he wants the room all night, the attendant tells him he's impressed -
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After losing his job, Rocko takes a gig as a phone sex operator. In this scene he is repeatedly saying "Oh Baby, Oh Baby" -
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Porn is another recurring theme... -
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When Rocko gets a new entertainment system, The first thing they watch is Night of the Shaved Kittens -
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This Gif isn't that dirty but it IS awesome -
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Rocko is introduced to Really Really Big Man, who instructs Rocko to "Gaze into my Nipples of the Future" -
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He means this literally... -
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Felching -
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The episode Closet Clown is about a gay clown -
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In one episode, Rocko's neighbor tries to drug him to take advantage of him. Spanish Fly is actual brown flies wearing sombreros. -
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In Commuted Sentence, Rocko's poor car is impounded and jail raped by a menacing looking Semi-Truck. The impound lot attendant then tells Rocko that his car's nickname is Fancy Fenders -
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Later when Rocko's car finally dies, the letters HIV are clearly spelled out in the background...
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