#1 Austin Hatfield Austin Hatfield is the latest Florida idiot. He was rushed to a hospital after being bitten by his pet snake. Hartfield says that the snake escaped a pillowcase but Harfield's friends say that the snake bit while Hartfield was kissing it.

#2 Hospital Hartfield was rushed to the hospital after getting an extreme injection from his pet snake that led to an extreme makeover. Hartfield's friend, James Belcher, says that Harfield was kissing the 4 foot snake and had gotten to 12 kisses but on the 13th kiss the snake bit him and Hartfield ran yelling, "Hospital, hospital, now, now."

#3 First Time It's no the first time that Hartfield has been bitten by his snake. His Facebook page shows photos of bites with captions such as, "Bastard bit me."

#4 More Proof Here is Hartfield and his pet snake. It looks like all fun and games here.

#5 Roam Free Here is Hartfield with his face right near the pet snake. Tempting fate? We know who ultimately won.

#6 Tattoo Here is Hartfield demonstrating how long the snake is. NIce tattoo, bro.