The "Luxury" Fyre Festival Was An Absolute Shit Show

Peter Rapine Published 04/28/2017 in Funny

Rapper JaRule and some low-level tech douche tried to put on a luxury festival and failed miserably. This is their story.

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Fyre Festival, pronounced, 'fire' sold attendees on the weekend getaway for the ages. The only problem is, it wasn't!
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The festival for young rich kids reportedly costs thousands of dollars per ticket and was supposed full of models and yachts and crystal clear beaches. But when people showed up, that couldn't have been further from the truth.
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The are the accommodations people paid for.
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And this is what they got. Left over Fema tents from Hurricane Mathew. WTF!
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"Still under construction"
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Lockers for valuable items, the only catch is you must provide the lock.
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A five star dinning hall . . .
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That honestly looks like it could be in someone's back yard and oh yeah . .
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The food! This is what fine dinning is supposed to look like right?
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Things began to get out of hand as frantic guests had no idea what was going on.
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People looking for help.
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Blink 182 soon after the news broke pulled out of the event.
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Follow one woman's experience started out lovely but then . .
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And as the Internet likes to do, it reacted, and will little sympathy.
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And the man himself, JaRule, a few weeks before the event, smiling all the way to the bank.
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He was right about one thing!

1.
Fyre Festival, pronounced, 'fire' sold attendees on the weekend getaway for the ages. The only problem is, it wasn't!
2.
The festival for young rich kids reportedly costs thousands of dollars per ticket and was supposed full of models and yachts and crystal clear beaches. But when people showed up, that couldn't have been further from the truth.
3.
The are the accommodations people paid for.
4.
And this is what they got. Left over Fema tents from Hurricane Mathew. WTF!
5.
"Still under construction"
6.
Lockers for valuable items, the only catch is you must provide the lock.
7.
A five star dinning hall . . .
8.
That honestly looks like it could be in someone's back yard and oh yeah . .
9.
The food! This is what fine dinning is supposed to look like right?
10.
Things began to get out of hand as frantic guests had no idea what was going on.
11.
People looking for help.
12.
Blink 182 soon after the news broke pulled out of the event.
13.
Follow one woman's experience started out lovely but then . .
14.
15.
16.
And as the Internet likes to do, it reacted, and will little sympathy.
17.
18.
19.
And the man himself, JaRule, a few weeks before the event, smiling all the way to the bank.
20.
He was right about one thing!