You panic in any circumstance where your name might have to be announced

Any time you hear the teacher pause in roll call you immediately raise your hand so your name won't be butchered

You still have to deal with extended family members sending you birthday cards with your name misspelled

People still mess up your name on Facebook, even though it's right in front of their faces

You're actually asked if you're a foreigner

You automatically follow up your name with how it's spelled.

You're constantly asked why your parents named you "that name"

99 of your mail arrives with your name misspelled

You've had to redoreapplyresubmit official documents because your name isn't spelled correctly

Yo make sure to always spell other people's names correctly and take it personally when they don't do the same

When a stranger pronounces your name correctly on the first try it makes your entire day

You've actually been questioned whether or not YOU misspelled your own name

Name tags give you anxiety

While wearing a name tag, people will still address you as "Hey you!"

You've given up on always correcting people, but make a note to misspell their name the next time you have an opportunity

You've solemnly sworn to never name your children, pets or stuffed animals anything that will bring them the torment you've experienced your whole life.