1

She wrote "Wanted to get drunk after BF of 3.5 years broke up with me. Didn't have a bottle opener, so had to improvise."

2

"Had to unscrew the screw from one of my door knobs and screw it into the cork. I'm not the one getting screwed anymore tho. Sad."

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4

"*clever pun about ex BF tearing my heart out of my chest, or taking a hammer through my heart, etc*"

5

She showed she doesn't need that jerk and shared this trick with others that might need it. I guess this female MacGyver won't be single for long.