The Simpsons: Poochie. They cleverly demonstrated what has plagued our entertainment for decades, b/c writers run out of ideas, --like having every pop-culture icon happen to wander through Springfield. What are the odds!

Star Trek TNG: Guinan. This character ranks #1 for all eternity for good reason. 1. It's Whoopi Goldberg, a living hemorrhoid. 2. The ship already has Deanna Troi as an empath. 3. A smug, smart-mouthed bartender? The ship has a replicator! --"Earl Grey, hot." They could have beamed her into deep space, and the staff would sip their synthehol drinks, never mention her name but give each other knowing/approving stares.

Breaking Bad: Lydia. Without a doubt, the WORST actor on the entire show. Over-acting nervous, over-acting paranoid, over-acting scared. She was a disaster.

Every role Nicolas Cage ever played. Quote: "I was once asked by a child what my worst movie was. I mean, how do I even begin to answer that?"

The Office: Dave. There is no Dave character in the British version of The Office. He is so stupid and regrettable you forgot his name was Gabe, not Dave.

Finding Nemo: Dory. This is a case of Ellen Degeneres needing to play a character, rather than a character needing a voice actress. If you need a movie personality that is scatter-brained, not funny / interesting, or entertaining, why NOT choose the real-life version?

Transformers: Shia Labeouf. Remember when the Transformers said nothing, were in charge of nothing, and the humans were the stars? --Me neither! This trash heap ruined everything that people loved about the original (and brilliant) series and flipped it on its head.

Walking Dead: Dale. The physical and moral guardian of the group, whose 2nd job was to annoy everyone with his nagging that they would draw straws to see who gets the honor of killing him.

The Brady Bunch: Do you know the name of that cute, silly, popular, character that shook up the Brady Bunch series? If you said Cousin Oliver, you are WRONG!--he was none of those things.

The Muppet Show: Miss Piggy. If the writers wanted to make a hated caricature of the feminist movement, when piggy was created, -mission accomplished! I think feminists were happy about it, until a few years later they woke up and said, "Hey wait a minute!"

Saving Private Ryan: Ryan. The most worthless actor/character of the movie was the one it was named after. The scene where Matt Damon tells the joke about having sex with the ugly girl just made me load the movie on Adobe Premiere, delete the entire scene, and save it on my hard drive. I do this with all Matt Damon scenes, it dramatically improves the movie.

Scooby Doo: Scrappy Doo. Caused American children to involuntarily trigger an image of how fun it would be to see one of God's creatures get his brains pulverized clear out his own ass.

Star Wars: Jar Jar Binks. Is he gay? Is he a black slave on the plantation suckin' up to the massa? Ugh! We shouldn't be surprised, don't you remember the childish Battle of Endor scenes? No wonder Harrison Ford wanted his character killed off.

Jurrasic Park: Annoying kid. Steven Spielberg just hates kids. He puts children into adult roles with adult dialogue far too many times. What is a smart-mouthed kid doing on a excavation site anyway? I thought all that stuff was highly fragile and sensitive?

90210: Peach Pit owner, Nat Bussichio (Joe Tata). "Hey everyone! An old guy is giving sage advice, let's listen!" --said no teenager ever.

Modern Family: Every actor on Modern Family. If a professor wanted to show film students how to make a show with ridiculously implausible storylines, insulting stereotypical characters, and unfunny jokes, this would be the only show needed for the entire semester.

Black Widow. Against anything stronger than a human, she is completely worthless. There are plenty of powerful female characters in the Marvel universe, why would the Avengers choose one that has no skill other than a magical 100,000 round magazine?

Star Trek TNG: Wesley Crusher. This sniveling, annoying, brown-noser's character never evolved beyond that.

Friends: Ross. Dull, emotionless, with no acting range. Played a dull, emotionless Herbert Sobel, with no acting range, on "Band of Brothers."

Star Wars: Jake Lloyd. A worthless character b/c we didn't want to see a horrible child actor portraying a cutsie role of the galaxy's most evil villain. We wanted to see a disturbed child abusing the force to be a kick-ass dictator. Thank God they ditched this kid for someone better.

Hayden Christensen was not someone better. He wasn't sinister, he was BORING! Look at his face? He can't even get up the enthusiasm to take a picture.

Kungfu Panda: Viper (Lucy Liu). Was it really necessary to pay an A-list actress to voice a little used and unncessary character? Just trying to pad her resume, that's all it is.

Law & Order Special Victims Unit: Olivia Benson. Does every male dream of smashing this woman in her deserving face? Sarcastic, threatening, constitution-abusing, tougher-than-you-vagi-cop is just the kind of rights-crushing abuse you can expect from your government. Just shut up, and ask for a lawyer, that ends all that tough-guy crap!

90210: Andrea Zuckerman. A 30+ year old high school newspaper editor that takes her deadlines and assignments WAAAAAY too seriously. It's not the New York Times, Ok? Calm down.

Full House: Kimmy. A naive, totally-confused-about-everything neighbor who smirks, sneers, and looks down her nose in confusion......wait for the funny punchline!

Arrested Development: Buster Bluth. This character amazingly got more ridiculous as the show went on, until they just ran out of ideas. Got his arm eaten by a seal. Imagine how utterly out of ideas you would have to be to write this in the script and everyone thought "Hey, let's go with that and see where it goes!"

The Office: Erin. What does a bad actress on cocaine look like? Erin. She got far too many lines of dialogue in this show and each one was as annoying as the last. An over-talkative psychotic polly-anna.

Star Trek: Red shirt guy. Everyone knew red shirt guy was going to show the rest of the team exactly what dangers lie on the planet. Maybe he wasn't so worthless after all.

M*A*S*H*: Col. Flagg. Every liberal character was hip and cool, and every patriot or serious career officer was a jerk, a loser, a fake, or crazy. Col. Flagg was invented to mock our military. He was funny, but the undercurrent was insulting.

Indian Jones: Willie. Loud, obnoxious, materialistic, narcissistic, and generally a useless boat anchor dragging Indy down. This was an over-reaction to the butt-stomping Marion character from the first movie. Mostly women play only two exaggerations: tough-woman or silly/crazy woman.

Ghostbusters 2: Winston Zeddemore. Adding a black character is really admitting that black people are so racist, that if they throw in someone with dark skin, they will all go see the movie. Judge a movie on the quality of its content, not racial bean-counting.

Batman and Robin: Robin. A total badass vigilante who relies on smarts, wealth, and stealth is going to drag along this abomination? Hide in the shadows for evil-doers with a reflective yellow cape? Stay home Robin, I'll call ya.

Glee: Sue Sylvester. Over-the-top plots are so ridiculous, you wonder if they invent these things using Mad-Libs while on meth.

Twillight: Bella. As much as they try to convince you she is hot, it just doesn't work. No one would sell-out, compete, risk death for this moderate-looking chick, it just doesn't happen.

Lethal Weapon 4: NEW CHARACTERS! A woman, a wise-cracking short guy, and Chris Rock, whose comedy never gets into the scripts. So why is he in the movie? Or any movie?

Jurassic Park Lost World: Kelly Curtis. It's......it's his...daughter? Really? A Jewish guy's BLACK daughter just pops up out of no where, no background, nothing, and no one says anything? That was just out of left field, and didn't add to the script at all.

The Flintstones: The Great Gazoo. Proof positive the writers were heavily into LSD. That's the only way this makes any sense, --and it still doesn't. But I guess if you have Brontosaurus (245 Million B.C.) AND Sabre Toothed Tigers (10,000 B.C.) in the same time period, why not a space-traveling demonic gremlin show up and terrorize Fred and Barney?