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A Father's Last Request

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had...

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Featured 18 years ago

Dads Job

A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary raises her hand first and says, "My dad's a lawyer for the...

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Soy Toy

While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted...

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Featured 18 years ago

Baby Talk

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "Of course not." Little Johnny...

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Featured 18 years ago

Keep on Trukin'

A fire starts inside a chemical plant and the alarm goes out to fire departments miles around. After crews have been fighting the fire for over...

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Featured 18 years ago

Filtered Whiskey

Irishmen Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends, agreed that when one passed on, the other would spill the contents of a bottle of fine...

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Featured 18 years ago

Here are 25 surefire ways to know that you are a product of the 90’s

1. At one point your TV show top 5 list consisted of Beverly Hills 90210, Saved By The Bell, Full House, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and The...

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Featured 18 years ago

Birthday Present

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is...

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Featured 18 years ago

Movie Magic

Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed, one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, "What should I do? The...

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Featured 18 years ago

Stumpy and His Wife

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there...

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The Blonde and the Deodorant

A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that...

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Featured 18 years ago

Winning Gold

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent...

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Featured 18 years ago

Cow Farts

- Bovine Gases contribute to Global Warming When cows burp and fart they emit the greenhouse gas, methane, which, along with CO2 are the 2...

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Featured 18 years ago

Hookers Health

A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup. "Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked. "Well, I...

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Featured 18 years ago

Letter Home From School

Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I...

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Featured 18 years ago

WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED A PHD

1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5....

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Featured 18 years ago

Bubbas Women

A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them. So one day...

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Featured 18 years ago

Dead Donkey

A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. Come morning, the farmer drove up and...

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Featured 18 years ago

Do Not Listen to Him

A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother...

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Featured 18 years ago

Boys Things

Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the...

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Soldiers

Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was...

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Wedding Night

On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her...

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Featured 18 years ago

Heavy Breathing

Q: How is sex a lot like air? A: Because it’s not a big deal unless you’re not getting any.

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Aging Explorer

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most...

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Featured 18 years ago

Soldier on the Run

A soldier was running down the road, and came to a fork in the road, where he saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister,...

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Featured 18 years ago

Joke - jokes

A Father's Last Request

Dads Job

Soy Toy

Baby Talk

Keep on Trukin'

Filtered Whiskey

Here are 25 surefire ways to know that you are a product of the 90’s

Birthday Present

Movie Magic

Stumpy and His Wife

The Blonde and the Deodorant

Winning Gold

Cow Farts

Hookers Health

Letter Home From School

WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED A PHD

Bubbas Women

Dead Donkey

Do Not Listen to Him

Boys Things

Soldiers

Wedding Night

Heavy Breathing

Aging Explorer

Soldier on the Run

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