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Ugly Bride

Ugly Bride

A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next to him, Hey, have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? Man, she's...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

His and Her Diaries

His and Her Diaries

HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Mothers and Sons

Mothers and Sons

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Ponderisms

Ponderisms

Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Early Retirement

Early Retirement

The Marine Corps found they had too many officers and senior enlisted men. It was decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Italian Worker

Italian Worker

An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said....

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Doubt

Doubt

A man is talking to his best friend about married life. "You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Hard of Hearing

Hard of Hearing

An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am,...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Sleepy Sailor

Sleepy Sailor

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Snowed In

Snowed In

Three salesmen got snowed in at a farmer's house. They had to spend the night, and one salesman had to sleep in the attic, as there weren't...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Golf Lessons

Golf Lessons

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tees. The ladies are taking their...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Which One Are You?

Which One Are You?

This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Wicked Wish

Wicked Wish

A guy from Quebec and a guy from Ontario are fighting over a lantern when a genie pops out and grants them each one wish. The Quebecer says, "I...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Tough Interview

Tough Interview

At the end of a job interview, the head of human resources asks the young engineer fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you looking...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

DWI

DWI

An old guy’s car collides with a young guy’s car and both are demolished. The two crawl out of the wreckage, amazed that neither of them was...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Pregnant Golf

Pregnant Golf

Birthing coach: "All you mommies-to-be should know that walking while you’re pregnant is very beneficial. And you husbands, it wouldn’t hurt...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Country Style

Country Style

A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he’s retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Gyno

Gyno

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Head and Shoulders

Head and Shoulders

A blonde and a brunette both board an elevator and push the buttons for their respective floors. On the next floor, the door opens and a...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Leech

Leech

What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Assault

Assault

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Shrimps

Shrimps

So one day little Johnny goes into the kitchen and says to his mom, "Mom, grandma's got her shrimps hanging out again." Knowing that the grandma...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

3 Wise Man

3 Wise Man

A businessman from New York is driving through Mississippi on his way home for Christmas. He stops at a local store and notices the three wise...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Baghdad

Baghdad

Q: What is the difference between Saddam Hussein and sperm? A: One comes from Baghdad and the other comes from your dad's bag.

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Nice Vacation

Nice Vacation

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

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