Masturbation - articles

‘Gooning in My Gooncave’: How Transcendental Masturbation Became the Internet's Favorite Way to Jerk Off

Enter “gooning,” the internet’s favorite euphemism for when you want to jerk off, but never, ever cum.

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Female TikToker Says There's a Loophole in the Torah That Allows Women to Masturbate

Though the Torah has rigid rules on everything from eating cheeseburgers to turning on the lights during the sabbath, according to the texts of Judaism, the Torah doesn’t say anything about flicking another type of switch.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

A New Louis C.K. Just Dropped

New Louis C.K. just dropped and it's called Mike Mulloy.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

Boxer Tyson Fury Preps For Upcoming Fight by Masturbating "7 Times a Day"

Fight prep is a serious business, but for Fury, it's all about jerking around.

By damn_nation_inc

Featured 5 years ago in Funny

Masturbation - articles

‘Gooning in My Gooncave’: How Transcendental Masturbation Became the Internet's Favorite Way to Jerk Off

Female TikToker Says There's a Loophole in the Torah That Allows Women to Masturbate

A New Louis C.K. Just Dropped

Boxer Tyson Fury Preps For Upcoming Fight by Masturbating "7 Times a Day"

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