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AGI Stands for ‘Artificial Gooner Intelligence’

Another billion dollars for the sexy waifu machine.

By Peter Rapine

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Prankster Arrested After Leaving Teddy Bear Made of Fake Human Skin Outside California Convenience Store

I thought pranks were supposed to be funny.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Wtf

Brazilian Influencer’s Breasts Grew Out of Control Due to Rare Medical Condition

Some people have all the luck.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Wow

UNO Is Coming to Vegas for Two (Dos?) Days

Vegas is in pretty bad shape.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

It’s Probably a Good Thing That Earth Is ‘Trapped Inside’ a Cosmic Void

Not for us, but for the rest of the Universe.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Wtf

The Great City of Pittsburgh Is Hosting a ‘Nude Bowling’ Night

Cue the “10-pound ball” jokes.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

This Woman’s Home Is An Amazon Package Blackhole

A San Jose woman is being overwhelmed with Amazon packages, and she’s at the end of her rope.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Hooters-Loving Alpha Bro Nick Adams Has Been Named the New Ambassador to Malaysia

Let it be known that you can shitpost your way to an ambassadorship.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Mexico Releases New Chocolate Bar Priced at $1

Government-subsidized chocolate? Where do I sign up?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Billionaire Bill Ackman Apparently Sucks at Tennis

The former #1 ranked tennis player, Andy Roddick called the display, “the biggest joke I’ve watched in professional tennis.”

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Hailey Bieber Just Called You a ‘F*cking Loser’

That’s not a very nice thing to say.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Idiots Are Destroying Weather Radars, Thinking They Manipulate the Weather

Every day, people get dumber and more dangerous.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Wtf

A Twitter Bible Account Is Posting Hilariously Fake Bible Verses

And Jesus said to Peter, “Your rizz is immaculate.”

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Is David Corenswet Too Skinny to Play Superman?

The twinkification of Superman is complete.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Justin Bieber Would Like to Share Photos of His Detox With You

Or make that “detoxxxxxxxxxx.”

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Wtf

Robinhood’s CEO Looks Like a Cheap Bond Villain

This is a bit on the nose.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

The White House Has Its Own Domino’s Pizza Tracker

But instead of delivering you a warm pizza, it takes your healthcare and sells your favorite national park to Black Rock.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

FDNY Suspends Firemen Who Gave ‘Hot Girls’ a Ride in Their Fire Truck

Riding in fire trucks stops being cool when you’re eight years old. That is, unless you’re a hot girl.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

The Inventor of Mewing Has Died

God, he has a great chin.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Wow

Alan Dershowitz Thinks The Age of Consent Is Too High

This dude sucks!

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Wtf

Did Drake Get Surgery on His Abs?

This is something Drake would do.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Japan Hangs ‘Twitter Killer’

Wait, Japan still hangs people? Like from ropes?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Police Called Over Fake Disneyland Wedding Featuring Child Bride

This might be the most French headline of all time.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

You Can Now Buy a Home With Fartcoin

The next housing crisis is going to make 2008 look like child’s play.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Utah Firefighters Scolded For Having BBQ at Scene of Deadly Fire

I shouldn’t be laughing.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Wow - articles

AGI Stands for ‘Artificial Gooner Intelligence’

Prankster Arrested After Leaving Teddy Bear Made of Fake Human Skin Outside California Convenience Store

Brazilian Influencer’s Breasts Grew Out of Control Due to Rare Medical Condition

UNO Is Coming to Vegas for Two (Dos?) Days

It’s Probably a Good Thing That Earth Is ‘Trapped Inside’ a Cosmic Void

The Great City of Pittsburgh Is Hosting a ‘Nude Bowling’ Night

This Woman’s Home Is An Amazon Package Blackhole

Hooters-Loving Alpha Bro Nick Adams Has Been Named the New Ambassador to Malaysia

Mexico Releases New Chocolate Bar Priced at $1

Billionaire Bill Ackman Apparently Sucks at Tennis

Hailey Bieber Just Called You a ‘F*cking Loser’

Idiots Are Destroying Weather Radars, Thinking They Manipulate the Weather

A Twitter Bible Account Is Posting Hilariously Fake Bible Verses

Is David Corenswet Too Skinny to Play Superman?

Justin Bieber Would Like to Share Photos of His Detox With You

Robinhood’s CEO Looks Like a Cheap Bond Villain

The White House Has Its Own Domino’s Pizza Tracker

FDNY Suspends Firemen Who Gave ‘Hot Girls’ a Ride in Their Fire Truck

The Inventor of Mewing Has Died

Alan Dershowitz Thinks The Age of Consent Is Too High

Did Drake Get Surgery on His Abs?

Japan Hangs ‘Twitter Killer’

Police Called Over Fake Disneyland Wedding Featuring Child Bride

You Can Now Buy a Home With Fartcoin

Utah Firefighters Scolded For Having BBQ at Scene of Deadly Fire

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