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Someone Tried to Smuggle Surf ‘n’ Turf Into Jail Using a Drone

Modern problems require modern solutions.

The Taliban Detained Four ‘Peaky Blinders’ Cosplayers and Is Attempting to ‘Rehabilitate’ Them

They did nothing wrong.

Tech Bro Roasted For DoorDashing Steak Tartare

The 2026 World Cup Will Have Ad Breaks

Of course it will, it’s coming to America, baby.

Advertisers Want to Sell You Crap in Your Dreams

Welcome to the seventh layer of Hell.

Even Quentin Tarantino’s Stan Accounts Are On Paul Dano’s Side

Your days are numbered, foot boy.

New Pentagon Press Reporter Was Once a 3.8-Star Cameo Creator

‘Enshittification’ Might Explain Why Everything Sucks Now

There are surely other reasons, too.

White House Budget Chief Russ Vought Caught Doodling During Cabinet Meeting

Of course, you’re doodling during a meeting, you’re twelve.

Kash Patel Allegedly Wears a Women's Medium-Sized Jacket

Italian Man Caught Impersonating His Mother for Years to Collect Her Pension

You’ve got to admit, he nailed the disguise.

Now the ShamWow Guy Is Running for Congress

The ShamWow guy is running for Congress.

Amateur Astrophotographer Upstages NASA by Using a $600 Portable Telescope to Do What They Couldn’t

Bro said, “Fine, I’ll do it myself.”

People Say ChatGPT Has Randomly Started Calling Them ‘Babe’

Watch your mouth, computer.

British Karaoke Bar Says Ban on Solo Drinkers Is About Creating a Safe Environment

God forbid if someone wants to sing some Whitney Houston alone on a Friday night.

Former Inmate Says the Prison Holding Diddy Is Notorious for ‘Late-Night Shower Parties’

He must be right at home.

A Missouri Judge Who Routinely Dressed Up As Elvis In Court Has Resigned

So what, a guy can’t have hobbies?

Are Layoffs and ‘Vibe Coding’ to Blame for the Recent Internet Outages?

The infrastructure that keeps the internet online might be breaking.

A Man Named JD Vance Was Arrested for Threatening JD Vance

It’s unclear if the two are related.

Sweetgreen’s 106-Gram Protein Bowl Is a Last-Ditch Effort to Save the Dying Slop-Shop

You’re not imagining things; the protein business is booming.

Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With Hollywood Talent Agency UTA

They’re bringing those big blocks of cheese to the big screen.

Microsoft Warns Windows 11’s AI Agent Might Infect Your Computer With Malware

Tate McRae’s Phoenix Show Was a Measles Superspreader Event

If you saw Tate McCrae in Phoenix last week, you might want to see a doctor.

Sean Ono Lennon Is Becoming an AI-Slop Poster

Ringo’s kids would never.

Congressman Blames Elon Musk after He Was Pictured Looking at Models on His iPad

You know what they say about living in glass houses?