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Researchers Say ‘Shouting at Seagulls’ Is the Best Way to Prevent Them from Stealing Your Food

I could’ve told you that.

Jeffrey Epstein Bragged In 2011 That Trump Had Been a Loyal ‘Dog’ Who ‘Hasn’t Barked’

Good boy.

Palantir CEO Alex Karp Says Half the Country ‘Neglects High Testosterone Males’

Are these “high testosterone males” in the room with us, Mr. Karp?

The Federal Government Gave Ghislaine Maxwell a Puppy

In America, if you go to jail for heinous crimes, they give you puppies.

Bryan Johnson Says Eating 4.67 Grams of Magic Mushroom Was Like ‘Inception’

Of course he did!

Researchers Say They’re Investigating a ‘Credible’ Bigfoot Sighting In Pennsylvania

Jane Goodall would be proud.

Justin Bieber Arrives at Kris Jenner’s 70th Birthday Party with White Powder on His Pants

That’s not talcum powder.

Roblox Purged Millions of Accounts With ‘69’ in Their Handles

And users are not happy about it.

Target Released, Then Recalled, a Winter-Themed ‘Snow Bunny’ Hoodie

Oh, bless your soul, Target.

Marc Andreessen Deletes Post Mocking the Pope’s Call for Ethical Innovation

No one mocks the Pope.

Bryan Johnson Says His Heroic Dose of Psilocybin ‘Changed Him,’ Calls His Followers ‘Terrible’

You love to see it.

Good Guy Prisoner Mistakenly Released from Jail Turns Himself In

That’s got to count for something, right?

Charlie Kirk Edits Are Spreading Like Wildfire

The internet hasn’t forgotten Charlie Kirk.

Saudi Arabia Drastically Scales Back Plans for Futuristic City ‘The Line’

It’s the end of the line.

People Are Accusing Sydney Sweeney of Staging Paparazzi Photos

All this, just to sit on a rock?

German Nurse Admits to Offing Patients Because He Had ‘Too Much Work’

Wow, this guy sucks!

LED Lights Have Desynchronized Women’s Menstrual Cycles from the Moon

Bros Are Using ‘Chicken Lamp Therapy’ to Fight Their Seasonal Depression

Bok bok!

AI Evangelists Are Avoiding Dangerous Activities Because They Believe the Singularity Is Imminent

Stop trying to make the singularity happen; it’s never going to happen.

People Think JD Vance and Erika Kirk Are Sleeping Together

Could you imagine?

Crypto-Bros Have Started Betting Markets for Dares, and It Won’t End Well

They did this on 'Black Mirror.'

MTV Cancels ‘Ridiculousness’ after 46 Seasons

Let’s have a moment of silence.

Kash Patel Took a Taxpayer-Funded Government Jet to See His Girlfriend Perform at a Wrestling Event

Yeah, you can’t do that.

People Think the 49ers Keep Getting Injured Because They’re Too Close to a Power Station

At this point, 49er fans will entertain anything.

People Want to Do Unspeakable Things to the NEO Home Robot

There’s a new robot in your house, and it’s hitting on your wife.