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Angry Passenger Charged With Attempted Murder After Arguing With Spirit Employee and Brawling With Cop Over Canceled Flight

Though one angry Spirit Airlines customer may have tried to catch a flight out of Orlando, Florida, he wound up with a one-way ticket to jail, landing attempted murder charges after brawling with a cop over a canceled flight.

Aquarium Scientists Can’t Figure Out Stingray’s Apparent Immaculate Conception

‘Get Your F—king Kid Out of the Bar’: Woman Harasses New Mom for Sitting Near Restaurant Bar With Her Kid

If you’ve got kids, you can’t always just leave them at home in front of the TV. Sometimes, you have to bring them places — a move that causes some people to inexplicably hate your guts.

Watch a Whale Explode

There’s a weird thing that happens when whales die. Specifically, they have a tendency to blow up.

McDonald’s Drive-Thru Customer Tries to Argue His Way Into Free Fries

A small order of fries from McDonald’s is, on average, less than $4. It’s not nothing, but I think it’s safe to say that anything worth less than $5 isn’t worth getting into a prolonged argument about.

Alleged 'Black Blob UFO' Spotted Over Las Vegas

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a black flying blob with a fighter jet escort?

‘How Do You Have Insurance?’: Woman Shows Off All of Her Totaled Cars From the Past Five Years

Anyone who has ever driven a car knows that the scariest thing about driving is other drivers. One terrifying driver has identified herself on TikTok through a slideshow of all the cars she’s totaled over the years — she’s 21 now, and has written off six

Man Nearly Gets Final Destination-ed After Driver Fails to Secure His Load

Some people buy a truck and think they know how to do DIY.

Woman Awarded $50k After Officer Assaults Her During Pat Down

Though he may have wielded the handcuffs, it appears now-former Louisville Metro Police officer Tyler Gelnett most definitely needed them for himself.

Florida Dad Fends Off Would Be Kidnapper Trying to Snatch His Child In CVS

One peeved Miami dad briefly transformed from “Florida Man” to Liam Neeson in Taken, decimating the would-be kidnapper who nearly snatched his son during a CVS run.

Women's Basketball Game Ends In Massive Brawl Involving Coaches, Players and Fans

Though the Arkansas State Red Wolves and Southern Miss Lady Eagles may have meant to hoop it out in a women’s basketball game, they wound up sparring in an MMA match instead, their game devolving into an all-out-brawl over a rebound ball.

Woman Calls Out Her Dad for Abandoning Her Family to Become a Competitive Breakdancer

Everyone has pipe dreams. Dreams you know you’ll never pursue but still keep on the backburner, dreams that get you through your soul-crushingly dull 9-to-5; dreams like leaving everything behind and becoming a breakdancer, for instance.

Meet Ash, the Blue Alien Who Decides if You Can Work at Olive Garden

Working for minimum wage sucks — and not just because of the pay.

Sweet Old 'Nun' Is Hiding a Very NSFW Surprise

I'd like to extend a happy belated Ash Wednesday to all the catholic homies and wish you good fortune in abstaining from whatever vice comes between you and God unless that vice is videos of naughty "nuns" terrorizing their communities.

Maggots Rain Down On Airplane Cabin After Passenger Packs Rotting Fish

Underwear? Check. Commemorative t-shirt? Check. Giant rotting fish? Check.

‘Final Destination Moment’: Double Decker Bus Scalped By Low Tunnel

Though Final Destination may be one of the scariest franchises of all time, the horror series turned out to be a documentary for a handful of unlucky straphangers in central Mexico, who found themselves nearly decapitated after their double-decker bus los

Professor That Had Sex With His Dog Didn't Stop There

Wow, what a shock to absolutely no one.

Harrowing Footage Shows Kansas City Fans Tackling Alleged Parade Shooter

Though the shooting at yesterday’s Kansas City Chiefs’ Super Bowl victory parade may have left one dead and roughly 22 injured, per NBC News it appears it could have been a lot worse.

We Talked to a Guy Who Farted So Hard He Floated

Sorry, Criss Angel — it appears the secret to levitation isn’t in wires, light tricks or “magic” but rather a really, really strong fart, a discovery Redditor u/eatingcrayons666 made during one very fateful trip to the bathroom.

Breaking: Multiple People Shot at Chief's Super Bowl Parade

Though the Kansas City Chiefs may have won the Super Bowl, their celebratory parade ended up taking the L after an apparent shooting left several injured.

Teacher Accused of Selling His Student’s Artwork Online

Teaching is, in many countries, an underpaid profession. That’s why it’s not uncommon to find teachers with side hustles — for example, working at McDonald’s, selling products online or becoming an Instagram orgasm coach.

Guy Duct Taped to Pole After Being Accused of Creeping on Women

One creepy New York City man found himself stuck between a rock and a hard place — literally — getting duct taped to a light post after allegedly targeting young girls.

Woman High on Meth Slams into Amish Buggy, Googles ‘What happens If You Get in an Accident with an Amish Buggy and Kill Two People’ Right Afterward

Google can’t always solve your problems. One woman learned this the hard way after she hit two Amish people with her car, then proceeded to see if that was a problem by running a Google search for it.

11 Deranged Things That Happened At Mardi Gras

Yet as this year’s festivities — and inevitable fails — continue to unfold, we decided to look back at Mardi Gras past, reveling in the last hurrah of drunken messiness before delving into lent.

Man Goes Around Texas Thrift Stores Shoving Antiques Up His Butt

Why go through the trouble of buying a buttplug when you could simply shove antiques up your a—?