Though typically applied to old-school internet cats, the phrase “If It Fits I Sits” has taken on a whole new meaning on TikTok.

OnlyFans creator Naomi, a.k.a. @bunnynaomiii, recently offered a very fresh take on the typically contrived review video format, giving — quite literally — painstaking assessments on every inanimate object she claims to have put inside of her body.

Complete with TikTok’s signature danger warning, Naomi’s reviews are as diverse as they are concerning, including a MAC lipstick, which nabbed a 5/10 for being “too small” despite its “good shape,” to a makeup brush, which landed a 7/10 and a metal, pronged fork, an entry that also raked in a 7/10 ranking for being “perfect when it’s a bit itchy.”

But more than concerns about ill-placed scratches, Naomi’s series has managed to prove what Y2K 4chan only wished it could: Any object can be a dildo if you try hard and believe in yourself.