One a-hole cyclist learned a hard lesson about obeying the rules of the road, landing in a massive brawl with a nude pedestrian after speeding out into traffic and nearly causing an accident on a busy street in Portland, Oregon.

Though drivers remained in their vehicles as the rider stalled in the middle of the road, a recording onlooker begging the motorists to “f—kin g hit him, bro,” a rogue nudist opted to heed this advice instead, beating the crap out of the cyclist with what appeared to be a metal pole.

“No way,” yelled one witness, another responding with a simple “holy s—t” as the naked man kicked the biker, who ultimately wrestled him to the ground.

Though it’s unclear how, exactly, this brawl ultimately played out, the video cutting off after just 26 seconds, it doesn’t matter.  As Redditor r/eddymarkwards so aptly put it in a r/PublicFreakout thread, “There are literally no winners in this fight.”