Granny Shows Off How Many Whiskey Vials She Keeps in Her Cane
Bad news: a lot of things get harder as you get older. Good news: sneaking alcohol into functions isn’t one of them. This granny has ascertained much wisdom in her many moons walking this Earth. So many that she now requires a cane to assist her. The knowledge she’s gained in that time? If you’re going to need a walking stick, better make it worth your while.
TikToker @abbyfranbaby posted a video of her legendary g-ma showing off the clever device. She rocks a hollowed-out cane stocked full of tubes of whiskey. As you can see, she’s already turning TF up, one-and-a-half flasks in.
“Getting lit at Bingo night” one comment said. Another: “Who I aspire to be… #legend.” Pretty much all the rest echo one of these two sentiments.