Don't throw rocks at cars.
It's a very simple rule to live by, and one that just about all normal citizens abide by. But an even better version of the rule would specify not to throw rocks in a city as tough as Chicago. Unfortunately for one stone hurler near Jimmy D’s Body and Fender Shop on Western, an angry driver decided to fight back with his stone... called a 1.75 ton Ford Fusion.
"Wonder if he stopped throwing rocks after that?" princess_elpea asked. It's a safe bet he stopped doing much of anything, at least for a little wile.
"Ah man I love instant Karma," @ambermann8171 commented.
They say play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Now we know that the winner of the rocks and cars carnival game wins the first ever justified hit and run.