It’s Friday, motherf—kers and as we depart the confines of our desks, slamming our laptops shut until Monday as the internet cliche goes, an omen has emerged that we can only assume will embody the next two debauchery-filled days: A massive, burning junkyard fire.

While it’s unclear how the giant inferno broke out at Jack's Used Car & Parts in Billerica, Massachusetts earlier this afternoon, leaving one employee injured and one building with a collapsed roof, its impact was tangible, sending massive plumes of smoke into the New England sky.

So, as you go about your weekend, look to this giant dumpster fire for guidance. Kiss your ex! Take that sixth shot of tequila! Shatter your phone and lose your keys as you dance on the bar!