Man Silences Pack of Howling Coyotes with a Single Fart
It’s the dead of night and TikToker @crutchycrutch here’s a noise. He steps out onto his deck to record. It sounds like the kiddie section of a crowded public pool. But no. It’s something far more dangerous. Far more vicious. A pack of howling coyotes.
Listen to them yelp. There’s gotta be at least 10 of ‘em. Good luck getting to sleep with that racket. Luckily, this isn’t his first rodeo. “How to silence a coyote pack–” reads the caption. You can only imagine the kind of horrid, guttural roar this man’s about to produce to dispel the screaming animals.
And then, the seasoned veteran lets out a fart. Instantly, the pack falls quiet. It’s like magic, quite honestly. Lesson learned. Next time a pack of coyotes is disturbing the peace in your neighborhood, just rip a fat one.