A few county sheriffs decided to take a new, ASMR-adjacent approach to serving an early morning search warrant, giving a few accused criminals the wake-up call of a lifetime in the wee hours of the morning.

Though the incident began like several search warrants past, a cop appearing to slam on the door demanding that the residents open it, a second officer on a loudspeaker opted to lean into the radio-like qualities of his bullhorn.

“It’s 5:21, 5:21, kingdom come!” he seemed to say through the megaphone’s grit, before announcing himself as the police and insisting those inside head through the front door with their hands above their heads.

While the rest of their interaction was nothing other than classic cop scare tactics, screaming and yelling as others entered the van, we appreciate their even remote attempt at being anything other than the cops.