Sorority Door Chants Are a Goddamn Fever Dream
Sororities are as American as the nuclear bomb. But unlike the nuclear bombs, sorority door chants are a tool of recruitment for new sisters hoping to find a fun group of girls to spend their time in college with. And nuclear bombs are tools of death and destruction.
This compilation is from 2016 and includes some of the best (worst) door chants known to the world wide web. We don't know exactly what bothers us the most about a bunch of hot babes clapping along in unison, screaming over each other about how hot they are, but it might just be in the eyes.
It seems though that 'door chants' have become a bit out-dated, as sororities today seem to have filled out on the lawns in front of their sorority houses, but the vibes are the same. They scare us, and not in a good type of way.