All 32-year-old Valerie Gonzalez wanted to do is fly to Las Vegas without sitting next to a three-year-old, citing that she has been drinking all day. When she was told to leave, she decided to make things much worse for herself. After leaving the plane, she tried to reboard, at which point she was arrested. According to her arrest affidavit, she stated: 'I'm not sitting next to a f---ing 3-year-old. I've been drinking all day.'