Life comes at you pretty fast.
"I'm vice grip, and why I oughta?" Why you oughta what, grandpa? Get laid the f*ck out and embarrassed on the internet? Because that's exactly what just happened.
The irony of this man wearing a 'Get Off My Lawn' shirt as he gets plastered to the ground is just...*Chef's Kiss.* Am I worried for this old geezer
? Of course, I am. He hits the deck and it looks like his entire soul leaves his body. But I'm sure he got up after this, took some arthritis medication, and was right back at it the next day.