In these times of tough decisions on who to vote for, which party is the best for me, and why does my butt itch so much, you only need to ask yourself one question:

Which candiate am I least likely to want to kick in the balls?

First Round: we have Senators Obama and McCain...

Now McCain is a War Vetran, and Obama hails from the Chicago area...both are mentally & physically capable of getting nailed in the junk, and being able to stand back up eventually.

However...

McCain is rather old...80 something?  And Obama is young.  Now it would be semi-fun to kick Obama in the nads, hurting old people never gets old.  Bam Margera has been messing with his parents, and now he is a star.  So for round one the person I would want most to kick in the balls would be:

McCain.

Second Round: Joe Biden & Sarah Palin...

Joe just gets on my nerves, he seems like the guy that bought my old car with "my seed" all on the back seats (I had another blog up about it, yet in a moment of insanity I removed it...my bad).  And Sarah is hot, if you do not think so then you are a homosexual...and there is nothing wrong with that despite the numerous homo-bashing comments on this site.  Since Joe is the only one that has balls, and it is not wise to kick someone in the crotch who you would want to sleep with, the winner for round two of the person I would want most to kick in the balls would be:

Biden.

So with that little test I took, the results cleary show that I am an Anarchist, who wishes to live in a tent with 20 wifes.

~AW Smith