What a Quintet of OnlyFans Creators Want Your Opening Line to Be
What's would your opening line be here?
That's what the Twitter account albert wants to know, after posting a photo of an OnlyFans content creator quintet in a hot tub. You might remember albert as the kid who crashed the Game Award ceremonies and hasn't disappeared since.
"Wyd if I ask you to get in with us?" @summerxiris, one of the creators asked.
"What are you waiting for?" @whoahannahjo prodded.
But the internet isn't falling for their siren call - although it is falling for the engagement bait - and people are sharing funny examples of how they'd really act in this situation.
"Walk away. This will certainly end with a horror movie plot," @MacAnu7 commented.
It's reassuring that at least some of the internet is capable of keeping it in their pants. But from the looks of it, their rizz game needs some serious work.
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4. And that's called being an introvert with anxiety.
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5. I'm really just there for the zip line.
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23. Yeah, what's so different about this "situation?"
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