The legend of Florida grows and grows with each passing day, and it's time we accept it. Florida is gonna do Florida, and that's that. How could we forget the crazy ant invasion of 2013?
Or that time a pickup truck absolutely obliterated the walls of Sarasota-Bradenton International airport, like a football team after a Matthew McConaughey locker room speech.
And just this week, when we all thought Florida had maybe gotten its shit together. This boat just you know...starts flying.
At some point we gotta just let Florida be it’s own country pic.twitter.com/jgX4UukAuI— ZEV! (@MusicZev) June 3, 2021
I can't even count how many air traffic violations Cletus racked up here, but he's making every Floridian proud. Never change Florida. Never change.