Tomorrow is Halloween and you know what that means, right? Drug dealers and pot-heads will be giving out free samples to kids coming to their doors.


Tomorrow is Halloween and you know what that means, right? Drug dealers and pot-heads will be giving out free samples to kids coming to their doors. 


Beware of illicit drugs ending up in your kids candy bags because that's totally something drug dealers and pot-heads would do. Trust us we know. God how silly does that sound? Insane we know. 


Yet every year, people go on about drugs being given to kids disguised as candy and we want to say stop, please stop this bs. 




We don't blame parents and law enforcement for wanting to protect the kiddies, and sure there have probably been stories where this has happened (usually by accident), but c'mon ya'll no one, and i mean no one is going to be giving away free edibles for Halloween, well at least not to children. 


Just because the police found your local dealer selling ecstasy in the form of Swedish Fish, doesn't mean he going to give those 12 dollar a pop gummies out for free. 


We understand it makes for a great news story but it's a tired scare tactic and honestly, pretty lame of people to do. So in honor of Halloween and adults doing drugs in their free time, here are some photos of drugs that are made to look like candy. 




If you think your child has eaten an edible this Halloween, try not to harsh their vibe and instead of taking them to the police station or to a hospital, just order a pizza and ground them for not sharing their free drugs with you.