Man With WWI Explosive in Rectum Causes Hospital Evacuation in France
An 88-year-old Frenchman is recovering slowly but surely after having an 8-inch long, 2-inch wide World War 1 explosive removed from his rectum.
Published 2 years ago in Facepalm
An 88-year-old Frenchman is recovering slowly but surely after having an 8-inch long, 2-inch wide World War 1 explosive removed from his rectum. The surgery was a success, but we'd like to point out that somehow this isn't even the craziest part of the story.
After the man turned up at Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon, staff on hand had to take extra precaution. On the night of the patient's arrival, bomb disposal personnel were called in. A full evacuation of the emergency room area was also performed. The bomb squad then gave word that there was "little possibility" of the device actually exploding inside of the man.
A hospital spokesperson stated, "When in doubt, we took all precautions." Hey, better safe than sorry. With his explosive a**hole under control, doctors still had to perform surgery on the kinky man to remove the massive shell.
An 88-year-old Frenchman presented at Toulon A&E yesterday with a First World War shell shoved up his arse. Bomb disposal were called to make it safe. The hospital was evacuated. I wish this was a joke. pic.twitter.com/IS2u9kUqBO
— A common lawyer (@acommonlawyer) December 20, 2022
Good lord. That thing was inside of someone's anus. I don't use this word lightly, but I am flabbergasted. How is this man still alive? And at 88 years of age? Life is too fragile. Find a new kink. No need to get the bomb squad involved every time you want to get off.
If Mispronouncing 'Gnocchi' is a Dating 'Red Flag' Then We'll Stay Single Forever
In the rapid world of modern dating, people are making decisions faster, and off of less information than they ever have before.
Published 2 years ago in Funny
In the rapid world of modern dating, people are making decisions faster, and with less information than they ever have before. "Red flags" and "icks" can be a one-and-done offense, and the smallest mistake can be a dealbreaker.
It would seem that not being able to pronounce the Italian pasta 'gnocchi' is a new red flag for some women, and men who can say it correctly have a huge leg up.
i dated a guy for like 10 months and then got irreversible ick because he tried to pick a fight with me over the pronunciation of gnocchi even though i spoke italian and he did not
— latke (@latkedelrey) December 18, 2022
She started seeing a guy that can pronounce gnocchi, it's over bro you gotta move on
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) June 28, 2020
@thecosmochameleon *left eye starts twitching* #fyp ♬ original sound - Lolo
After seeing the trend, some girlfriends decided to put their boyfriends to the test. The results are not encouraging.
@katerabinowitz “Sorry I’m not Italian” #fyp #TextReaction ♬ original sound - katerabinowitz
@taylordigirolamo Why can’t guys pronounce gnocchi #gnocchi ♬ original sound - Taylor DiGirolamo
@itscarolchaves no caption needed @noahschnacky #fyp #foryou #MyBFF #ChiliDogYum ♬ original sound - carebear
While being a cultured person is definitely an attractive quality when it comes to dating, the pronunciation of one singular pasta type certainly doesn't seem like a comprehensive litmus test. We're quite sure that plenty of women can't pronounce gnocchi either, not to mention the plethora of other foreign words that Americans have never attempted to say correctly.
Pistachio nuts are technically pronounced with a 'K' sound where the 'ch' is, and the 'E' is not actually silent at the end of calzone. And for the love of God, the 'G' is silent in Famiglia Pizza, (and my own last name).
Here is a gnocchi pronunciation guide for all who need it, and let's all stop making relationship decisions based off of trivial internet trends.
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